What will be the surprise ruination of 2.4? (For fun)

[Violyre]

Come up with ideas out of nowhere that could be the dealbreaker of 2.4!

Just a game. I reiterate. FOR FUN. Wait for notes and non-fun threads, nothing in here is (hopefully) real!

- Three star crafting's required crafting skill has been reduced to be closer to one star.

[Krr]

Soldiery will turn out to be like Myth in 2.2, where it was somewhat limited and made endgame players gain item levels at a reasonable rate. Spooky!

Things other than Final Coil of Bahamut become relevant to progression in an interim hotfix.

All ironworks healer gear will be Piety/Spellspeed.

[DarkStar]

Ultros doesn't say "Don't tease the octopus, kids~!" at the start of his trial battle.

NIN's quest NPC doesn't have a Wolf Pup minion always out.

The patch is actually fully translated into english and there isn't some minor new NPC or quest objective that is still in japanese.

Seriously, I'll quit the game for a whole 24 hours if I can't find a single minor NPC or quest object whose name is still in the original japanese kanji or whatever.

[Fyrebrand]

* Final Coil of Bahamut has six new cutscenes, each about 40 minutes in length. Time Limit for Dungeon: 60 minutes.

* Weekly lockout mechanic applied to every dungeon in the game. Lockout can be reset using consumable potions only available in the cash shop for $5 each.

* Rogue/Ninja can use Mug skill to steal items from other players. "Working as intended."

* Exploit is found which causes "wardrobe malfunction" for Shiva. Ultra-conservative politicians band together to have FFXIV shut down.

* New FATE: "Vaan Returns: Final Fantasy XII." Vaan randomly appears in town, repeatedly shouting "I'm Captain Basch von Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!!!" No way to complete the FATE, Vaan's shouting continues indefinitely.

Seriously, I'll quit the game for a whole 24 hours if I can't find a single minor NPC or quest object whose name is still in the original japanese kanji or whatever.

Me too! But I'm doing my 24-hour protest strike before the patch hits.

[Jamez82]

* New FATE: "Vaan Returns: Final Fantasy XII." Vaan randomly appears in town, repeatedly shouting "I\\'m Captain Basch von Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!!!" No way to complete the FATE, Vaan\\'s shouting continues indefinitely.

Lmao sad thing this would become the new hang out spot for everyone.

[Riko_Futatabi]

* Weekly lockout mechanic applied to every dungeon in the game. Lockout can be reset using consumable potions only available in the cash shop for $5 each.

The dread I felt when reading this because it almost feels like it could happen...almost. This is exactly how Aion turned out after it went F2P, lol.

[MomomiMomi]

New house prices are 10/60/160 million gil for S/M/L.

[Violyre]

Final Coil of Bahamut entry requires linking your account to Facebook.

[Wildsprite]

Final Coil of Bahamut entry requires linking your account to Facebook.

if SE ever pulled something like that I would drop this game so fast you would be able to hear Yoshi-P scream all the way from Japan.

[PrimeEvilPanda]

Final Coil of Bahamut entry requires linking your account to Facebook.

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