Derp Knights

[EdwinLi]

So with Dark Knights as tanks should we call players that accidentally kill themselves when they're tanking as Dark Knights....


Derp Knights?

We all know lolDark Knight would have been their nickname if they were a DD Job so a new name will be needed for players that accidentally kill themselves with due to possible Dark Knight Life sacrifice skills for their Tanking.

[Fyrebrand]

1) DF queue pops, somebody in dungeon party says "Hi! Sorry, I'm new. Would appreciate any tips... :-) "

2) Nobody else says anything, DK tank charges ahead as soon as possible, pulls every mob in the dungeon and runs straight into boss room without break, spamming HP-sacrificing skills the whole way to maximize damage because in his mind he is really a DPS.

3) DK tank inevitably dies, says "noob healz, L2P or GTFO!!!" Votes to kick healer, vote passes.

4) While waiting for a new healer, tank forges ahead and charges into boss room again and again and again.

5) ?????

6) Profit.

[Gardes]

More like there'll be tons of dark knights that start the game thinking they're dps. Their typical behavior would be rushing in head first without checking who's tank and go through the 4 steps of grief (yes, 4) when party members point out they're tanks.

You queue in df as a paladin after expansion and party members would immediately drop to their knees praising their deities after they see you and start woshiping the ground you walk on.

[Parodine]

That insult doesn't address anything about their 'emo-feelz', though. It needs to hit a bit harder.

Although for a quick hit, that works well.

[Ditto]

possible Dark Knight Life sacrifice skills for their Tanking.

possible

Lets not get ahead of ourselves now.

[GalkaBikini]

Doubt very seriously DRK has any sacrifice skills.

[jomoru]

So with Dark Knights as tanks should we call players that accidentally kill themselves when they're tanking as Dark Knights....


Derp Knights?

We all know lolDark Knight would have been their nickname if they were a DD Job so a new name will be needed for players that accidentally kill themselves with due to possible Dark Knight Life sacrifice skills for their Tanking.

the nickname we will use is Dragoon.

[FallenWings]

... start woshiping the ground you walk on.

Hur.. Hallowed Ground. I'm sorry.

It'll be like when most Marauders entered their first dungeon.

"Why is my class icon blue?"

Derp Knight is good but is kinda weird at the same time because PLDs are also "Knight" and DRGs are "Dragon Knight" in JP.

[WinterSolstice]

SE didn't allow us to right click -> blacklist people for the longest time because they thought the general public was too stupid for such a feature.

I really don't think DRK will have life-sacrificing skills that can kill you. If they are in the game, they won't be able to be used unless you are above a certain HP %, sort of like Black Mages and Convert.

[Danbo05]

More like there'll be tons of dark knights that start the game thinking they're dps.

Pretty much this ^

You're gonna be hoping they tank, but in the end wind up tanking. Get your ninja tanks ready.