How to stop the Garleans, for real this time!

[Truefaith87]

Step 1: Find willing Sultana.
Step 2: Place monkey on said Sultanas head.
Step 3: Have aetheric photogenerator take picture.
Step 4: Make into postcard and send to Garlean emperor.
Step 5: Everlasting Eorzean peace~!

[DefendPopPunk]

Personally I'm partial to the "stab them until their HPs hit zero" strategy. But hey, different strokes for different folks.

[Seraphe]

I would rather join the Empire and become a Legatus

[Kalandros]

my first reaction was "why's the monkey's penis showing"