Step 1: Find willing Sultana.
Step 2: Place monkey on said Sultanas head.
Step 3: Have aetheric photogenerator take picture.
Step 4: Make into postcard and send to Garlean emperor.
Step 5: Everlasting Eorzean peace~!
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Step 1: Find willing Sultana.
Step 2: Place monkey on said Sultanas head.
Step 3: Have aetheric photogenerator take picture.
Step 4: Make into postcard and send to Garlean emperor.
Step 5: Everlasting Eorzean peace~!
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Leader of Tonberry Assassins <STAB!> of Coeurl, a social & light raiding FC.
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Dreams should be allowed to fly as free as the birds in the sky.
Personally I'm partial to the "stab them until their HPs hit zero" strategy. But hey, different strokes for different folks.
my first reaction was "why's the monkey's penis showing"
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