Lalafells are so fat, cause they are full of shit, and self-deceit. You're as dextrous and agile, as a sloth. Being ROG/NIN/DoL, is the only way you can escape the notice of hungry beasts. But since you're so fat and clumsy with your peg-legs, you'll probably stumble into the maw of something hungry, anyway.
Miq ears sticking out of nin masks, will ruin the look...like it does with everything else. If it wasn't for the fact that the only thing that sets miq apart from Hyur, is ears/tail, and it always needs to be show, so you can actually see that it is a miq...then the miq animations would probably make miq, the best looking ninjas.
So, Hyur, and female roe