"Grant a Wish" contest: winners announced

[Sasunaich]

With all your hopeful wishes and hilarious answers we had a hard time picking the best of the best of the best. We would like to thank all participants for their fantastic submissions but unfortunately we don't have enough prizes for each and every single one of you.
But we don't want to make you wait any longer, so without further ado we are pleased to present you the winners of this year's "Grant a Wish" contest. CONGRATULATIONS !


Best wish:

Hyururi

I wish the primals would team up with me and become a dandy new J-pop group, we would all wear rainbow socks to match eachother.

Follows-up:

Chroner

I wish i could get all my minions out at the same time and have a minion war against another player

Yitan

I wish people would stop patting my lalafelling head when I say I can be the main tank!

Funniest answer:

Calley

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however Good king Moogle mog somewhat objects to a young upstart king trying to dethrone him and warps you to thornemarch ultra-mega-hard mode where he and his loyal subjects intend to give you a right royal beat down. Things are going well for you until you realise that you have me for a healer, and I can never find the right button on the controller when I'm panicking, your tanks are pansies hiding behind the arcanists who can't read their own handwriting. Rather than summoning their pets to help, you are mauled to death by a rabid carbuncle and the rest of your team are picked off by one of your own DPS members, an archer who has lost his glasses.Good king Moogle mog is so impressed with this Last standing DPSs trickery and names him king of all the moogles.

Follows-up:

-Mies-

I wish dogpeople were a new race in the expansion.

Your wish was granted. It turns out Yugiri and her people are actually dog people. It's all well and good for a while as all the races in Eorzea welcome them with open arms, only the Miqo'te being somewhat mistrustful as was to be expected. However, this mistrust grows into friction and eventually open conflict, and ends up being the spark that triggers the start of the Eight Umbral Era.

TessaJalloh

I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!

Your wish is granted, unfortunately thanks to the timing you've been implicated in a concurrant Chocobo racing scandal that has Hildibrand investigating a celebrity Chocobo thief. Thanks to a misunderstanding stemming from your wish that Minfillia would take part, he is now convinced that you are the ringleader and in actuality have convinced a Chocobo eater to gobble up the unfortunate fowl. Your only hope now is to catch the thief and prove your innocence, all whilst disguised as Nashu in order to keep the Inspector off of your tail!

[UlricCraft]

{Congratulations!}

[Mobius_Rogue]

Congratulations to all!

[TessaJalloh]

WAHOO!
/10chars

[Yitan]

Woah I won!? There was a lot of competition! Thank you so much and congrats to the rest of the winners

[Aldora]

Congratulations guys! \(^_^ )/

Woah I won!? There was a lot of competition! Thank you so much and congrats to the rest of the winners

C’rysta Zeith >> You’ve done well, little fellah.
C’rysta Zeith >> /pet <t>
C’rysta Zeith ruffles Toy Soldier’s hair.

[Yitan]

Congratulations guys! \(^_^ )/



C’rysta Zeith >> You’ve done well, little fellah.
C’rysta Zeith >> /pet <t>
C’rysta Zeith ruffles Toy Soldier’s hair.

Toy Soldier >> /fume
Toy Soldier curses the Twelve.

[Chroner]

wow, i did not expect to win this. the entries were all so great. I am glad that others found my wish just as funny as i did (and i wish they would implement it in the game).

[Hyururi]

YAY, that's so cool! This will definitely make the Primal-senpais notice me. -bounces-

[Calley]

Wow! my response was funniest? no way I saw others that were hilarious. I'm honestly honoured by this, so much so that I shall promptly ditch my multi-billion pound company and take up being a comedian...thank you so much for the inspiration to finally turn my life into something.

Seriously, thanks for awarding me this since I really am naff at Healing.... :/

congrats to all winners and to everyone who entered. I had fun reading all the wishes and responses.