"A dim realization about Sastasha..."

[chocomaid]

Was browsing google for some "ffxiv realizations" and found this piece of gold. Hope it gives you a laugh like it did to me!

"Something's bugged me about Sastasha for awhile, and maybe it came about from the exhaustion of dungeon running at 3am in the morning, or maybe this dim realization's only just started peaking through after the 8999th time queueing for it with the "random" duty roulette...

Let me explain. I have forged Curtana in the death-throes of Ifrit's Hellfire. Garuda herself shrieked in agony as I plunged Gae Bolg into her well-endowed feathery bosom. Titan tremored in horror as he broke his body upon Bravura. I've traveled the four corners of the realm to feed a fat Roegadyn and his merry band of misfits with the morally questionable act of poached turtle egg and a possibly toxic/carcinogenic parfait of goblin-made cheese and survived the encounter. I have dismantled Ultima with my bare fists twice over, I have conquered the Binding Coil of Bahamut (okay, okay, Twintania still uses my face for a chewtoy, BUT STILL), I have SHATTERED EMPIRES AND DARK GODS OVER MY KNEE in the name of the three city-states of Eorzea...
...but for the life of me I cannot cause a single scratch on a clam while its mouth is closed. Not one. Single. HP. Lost.

Someone tell the crafters we've been working with the wrong materials. When Bahamut Extreme mode comes out, I'm charging in with my clamshell armor, and I won't need to HQ it, damn it."

A comment below made it even better:

"Be careful no one else learns of this. It may usher in a new...... clamity"

I can already see it, Full Clam Gear, Bahamut Extreme mode, just before the pull:



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[Lord_Zlatan]

This is awesome. Thanks for sharing

[Limecat]

Clamshell bikini in 3, 2, 1...

[whoopeeragon]

Clamshell bikini in 3, 2, 1...

Coming in 2.4 as a coils III drop, Heavy True Allagan Clamshell bikini.

[Gralna]

From nomnom's comic site

[Darki]

From nomnom's comic site

I am soooooooo that Rogadyn in that situation LMAO!!!

[Vespar]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, Where can I get me some clams....

[Blindheart]

But you really haven't been through all that. Your level synced down to when you first did the mission. Your just as weak and helpless as you were before. I consider all the lower missions to just be the Echo letting you relive that moment in time. Sure you appear to be equipped at level 50 but that's just because you see yourself that way. Your gear levels are lowered as well if you look at the stats. sure they may be higher than when you first went in, but that is just the Power of the echo. And the loot you get that's different from the fist time you did the mission? Well that's where you have to stop and realize your playing a video game and the loot is just the bait to keep you playing. Or maybe it's just summoned from the aether and dropped into your hands, another fiancé power of echo.

[whoopeeragon]

-snip-

The logic is blinding me like a Nexus weapon.

[Apricoth]

But you really haven't been through all that. Your level synced down to when you first did the mission. Your just as weak and helpless as you were before. I consider all the lower missions to just be the Echo letting you relive that moment in time. Sure you appear to be equipped at level 50 but that's just because you see yourself that way. Your gear levels are lowered as well if you look at the stats. sure they may be higher than when you first went in, but that is just the Power of the echo. And the loot you get that's different from the fist time you did the mission? Well that's where you have to stop and realize your playing a video game and the loot is just the bait to keep you playing. Or maybe it's just summoned from the aether and dropped into your hands, another fiancé power of echo.

It was a joke - thanks for spoiling the mood!!!