SE: unless you fix these issues, I'm leaving...

[Iolair_Silverwing]

Ok. Since people want to blame SE for things that are not related to them or the game, I would like to make a few demands as well, fee free to include your own!

1) the fan on my PS3 seems to be getting obnoxiously louder as time goes on.
2) housing: my upstairs neighbors who occasionally drop things or jump or do something that makes a loud bang noise while I'm in the midst of trying to take aggro away from my healer. Seriously, do you know how frustrating that is??
I demand you send someone to tell my neighbor to knock that crap off!
3) while we're on the topic of noise, my cars exhaust has a hole in it that makes It sound louder than necessary, forcing me to make my music louder so I don't have to hear it.
Send someone ASAP to patch my exhaust hole, maybe we can make it a part of the next game "patch?" So it seems legit. Yes, that's how we can relate the two.
4) Speaking of patches, my favorite t-shirt has seen better days and has some holes in it as well. Think we can maybe put my FC patch on it? I'll even pay the 100 gil to apply it on. Yes, that's how we can make this your fault..
5) those damn undercutters on the
mb are making it impossible for me to make a living wage. I mean, seriously?? Do they know I have chocobo mouths to feed??
6) speaking of my Choco, he's starting to smell, regardless of how many times we clean the stable at my FC estate. Make him stop smelling WITHOUT making him feel bad about it, as if it's his fault you didn't implement a way to wash him.
7) regarding the housing wards, I constantly have neighbors running around my lawn and using our FC Striking Dummy WITHOUT requesting permission! I demand SE puts up Electric Fences around FC estates to shock the hell out of any hooligans who trespass on our property!
Also: an addendum, make a "Get off my Lawn!" Emote to be able to use in combination with the said fence shocking. (IE: /shakefistlawn)
Oh! And while we're on the topic of this riff raff, what the heck do I pay the MB taxes for if the Eorzean Police Force never makes
patrol rounds on the Housing wards?? Instead of acting like NPCs maybe they should do their jobs and put a stop to this nonsense!
8) and finally! Stop making me turn into a grumpy old man!
/endrant
/sarcasm