Problems with ST queue taking a long time for tanks

[LineageRazor]

Definitely think the OP is trolling, but as a tank I know that I am entitled to many privileges not afforded to lowly DPS peons. One such entitlement is the privilege of trolling this thread.

The other day, I queued up for Expert Roulette and had to wait five minutes to get in. FIVE MINUTES! Can you believe the atrocity? I was just about ready to call the help desk and complain! SE clearly needs to do more to improve queue times for tanks, both in ST and elsewhere. As a dearth of healers is often an obstacle to a tank's instant queue, SE needs to devote the resources to a team of a thousand or so paid players to make sure that healers are always available for a queue. A few paid DPS wouldn't be out of line either, for those rare cases when DPS aren't queueing up. Whenever a tank queues and there aren't sufficient healers and DPS queued to accomodate them, these paid players will step in and fill the queue. Problem solved!

I suppose one could imagine paid tank players also to assist healers and DPS who are waiting in queues, but honestly, who cares about them? The money needs to be spent where it matters: catering to the whims of the tanking elite.

Additionally, to pay for these thousand or so paid players, an increase should be added to the subscription fee of any player who does not have a level 50 tank that they play on a regular basis. No reason for a tank to pay extra money for what they deserve to have anyway!