"Do you wanna run a Dungeon?" *Frozen Parody*

[Nalien]

I'll make a DPS out of you (Mulan - I'll make a man out of you).

Lets get down to business, To defeat Titan
Did they send me Dragoons, when I asked for Monks?

Someone feel free to finish this.

[Scootaloo]

I'll make a DPS out of you (Mulan - I'll make a man out of you).

Lets get down to business, To defeat Titan
Did they send me Dragoons, when I asked for Monks?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a DPS out of you

Tranquil as a White Mage
But on a Warrior within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win

You're a badly geared, low leveled, pathetic lot
And you may as well not even cue
Somehow I'll make a DPS out of you

I'm never gonna get that Atma,
Say goodbye to my life thanks fate grinding,
Boy, was I a fool for skipping that youtube clip,
Titan's wipin' them right and left,
Hope he doesn't hit me with that landslide,
Now I really wish that I had given that bomb boulder the slip!

[Chorus:]
Be a DPS,
We must be swift as a coursing river,
Be a DPS,
With all the force of Leviathan's great typhoon,
Be a DPS,
With all the strength of Ifrit's raging fire,
Mysterious as the accuracy of a dragoon!

Time is racing toward us till the next patch arrives
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the role of DPS
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a DPS out of you?

[repeat Chorus]

[repeat Chorus]


Hows that?XD

[Nalien]

Hows that?XD

Round 2:

Esuna Matata! What a wonder spell.
Esuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!
It means no debuffs, for the rest of your days!

[Scootaloo]

Round 2:

Esuna Matata! What a wonder spell.
Esuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!
It means no debuffs, for the rest of your days!

I'm a story writer...NOT A SONG WRITER!XD

*Sighs*

Esuna Matata! What a wonder spell.
Esuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!
It means no debuffs, for the rest of your days!
It's our affliction free philosophy, Esuna Matata

Why, when he was a young conjurer
When I was a young conjurer!!!

Bard: Very nice, thanks.

He found his spells lacked a certain appeal
He would find himself out of MP after every heal
I'm a MP sucking class, though I seem to have tons of MP to spare
And it hurt that my friends when fighting Rumuh never had prayer!

And oh, the pain,

They were in pain,

Thoughta changin' my job,

Oh, what's in a Job?

And I got downhearted,

How did you feel?

Every time that I-

Not in front of the kids,

Oh sorry,

Esuna Matata! What a wonder spell.
Esuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!
It means no debuffs, for the rest of your days!
yeah, sing it, Conjurer!
It's our affliction free philosophy, Esuna Matata



Esuna Matata
Esuna Matata
Esuna Matata
Esuna Matata

It means no debuffs, for the rest of your days!
It's our affliction free philosophy, Esuna Matata

Esuna Matata
Esuna Matata
Esuna Matata
Esuna Matata

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

I've never seen a Youtube vid.
I always lose Need on caster rings in a Finder
And I'm not proud of my crap gear.
All AF gear, not a myth grinder.

But everyone's wearing Allagan, Darklight, Unweathered Sol gear
Titan Weapons Ramuh Access' ries
I don't care. I'm getting Mirrors in my dreams.
But everyone's like Crystal, Crimson, Amon's crazy headgear
Guardian's, Scylla's, Sands, or Oils of Time
I don't care. I'm not caught up in your endgame fare.

And I'll never run Coil
Not even Turn 1
Raiding is just no fun
I crave a different type of grind
Let's trade wins as duelers (duelers)
You can give me freebies
And baby we'll duel (we'll duel we'll duel)
I'll see you in Duty

My friends and I are up to code
We bought a Titan win for our relics
And everyone who knows we're new gets bonus myth
We didn't come from a large FC

But everyone's wearing Allagan, Darklight, Unweathered Sol gear
Titan Weapons Ramuh Access' ries
I don't care. I'm getting Mirrors in my dreams.
But everyone's like Crystal, Crimson, Amon's crazy headgear
Guardian's, Scylla's, Sands, or Oils of Time
I don't care. I'm not caught up in your endgame fare.

And I'll never run Coil
Not even Turn 1
Raiding is just no fun
I crave a different type of grind
Let's trade wins as duelers (duelers)
You can give me freebies
And baby we'll duel (we'll duel we'll duel)
I'll see you in Duty