Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Kresnik]

Your wish is granted! However, Bards must now all you their newly-bestowed Cactuar mounts, all the time.

I wish my Paladin had a pair of gauntlets like those of the nefarious Livis Sas Junius!

Your wish is granted! However unfortunately they're the real thing. And as you're a Roegadyn you notice that once you've put those nefarious gauntlets on, they're not quite as easy to get back off. You might need an armorer to give you a little help here...

I wish that as a Lalafell I could reach the items on my desk while sitting, instead of having to stand on the chair all the time instead!

[Mobius_Rogue]

Your wish is granted! However unfortunately they're the real thing. And as you're a Roegadyn you notice that once you've put those nefarious gauntlets on, they're not quite as easy to get back off. You might need an armorer to give you a little help here...

I wish that as a Lalafell I could reach the items on my desk while sitting, instead of having to stand on the chair all the time instead!

Your wish is granted! However, in order to do so, you must sit on your desk.

I wish that all of my mounts would join me in battle in precisely the same way that my company chocobo does now.

[Cabalabob]

Your wish is granted! However, in order to do so, you must sit on your desk.

I wish that all of my mounts would join me in battle in precisely the same way that my company chocobo does now.

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately the item used to summon other mounts is not ghysal greens, it is various atma.

I wish the gun class would be implemented in 2.4 alongside rogue.

[Ravestar]

I wish the gun class would be implemented in 2.4 alongside rogue.

Your wish has been granted! Gun class was implemented in 2.4, however no ammo was implemented and all new gun class characters ran around with pointy sticks shouting "BANG! BANG! BANG!"

I wish Duty finder was quick for all classes

[LalaRu]

Your wish has been granted! But to achieve that speed, Duty Finder had to no longer make correct party composition and happened your Titan Trial came with only DPS and no Healers or Tanks.

I wish all players have fun playing the game!

[LorenzoMoranta]

Your wish has been granted! But to achieve that speed, Duty Finder had to no longer make correct party composition and happened your Titan Trial came with only DPS and no Healers or Tanks.

I wish all players have fun playing the game!

Your wish has been granted! However, all the trolls and mopey people have congregated to make their own MMO where every enemy is a colour palette swap of your character.

I wish that I could be a moogle with a pretty red pom in order to entrance the inhabitants of Eorzea and convince them to do my fuzzy evil bidding!

[Axiom]

I wish that I could be a moogle with a pretty red pom in order to entrance the inhabitants of Eorzea and convince them to do my fuzzy evil bidding!

Your wish has been granted! But you fall under King Moogle's spell and are defeated at the hands of a very determined and strictly lalafell free company.

I wish I was part of a strictly lalafell free company.

[Yshnal]

Your wish has been granted! But you fall under King Moogle's spell and are defeated at the hands of a very determined and strictly lalafell free company.

I wish I was part of a strictly lalafell free company.

Your wish was granted. However, you won't make it far because all lalafell will want to get each other's gil by all means

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

[Zerani]

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

Your wish was granted. But now that your chocobo knows the dance, it doesn't want to stop, so you'll have to mount a dancing chocobo every time.

I wish all the potions wouldn't have such a long cool down.

[GalaxyGirl]

Your wish was granted. However, you won't make it far because all lalafell will want to get each other's gil by all means

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

Your wish was granted.. But the patron for the wish was greatly confused as to what a Choco-dance is or how long to make them dance, thus making your bird constantly shake it's booty forever.

I wish I knew what a Choco-dance was..