Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Baeroth]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.

Your wish is granted! To your bitter disapproval, your airship was constructed by goblins which, although functional, isn't exactly equipped to land. It's a missile. Your airship is a missile. A Mutamix-brand Materia-fuelled, gobbie cheese-filled missile of untold smell and texture.

I wish I could become King of the Spriggans and share in their simple delights of holding ore and gallivanting underground with glee.

[Ollieland]

I wish I could become King of the Spriggans and share in their simple delights of holding ore and gallivanting underground with glee.

Your wish is greated! But unfortunately as the King of the Spriggans you are simply too large to fit in the underground caverns and must reside in a cave in which you really don't have much space to even move.


I wish for a day where my Free Company TLC wouldn't emote slap me and just treat me like the Strong independent cute Lalafell that I am.

[Eziona]

Your wish is granted! As the King of the Spriggans, they present you with their top grade magical Rock Golem for you to operate on! Sadly the magic equipped with the Rock Golem was not only a dangerous and powerful magic, but also a curse. You turned into a Spriggan yourself, a King Spriggan to add. And as you wander around in the Hardmode Copperbell Mines seeking salvation and ores, wild adventures suddenly appear out of nowhere, and start dropping bombs near you. Pleading to the fact that you once were a adventurer yourself, what they saw with their eyes though was only Mythology Tombstones...

I wish that I can drink my Realm Reborn Red for once.

[Unholychinchilla]

Your wish is granted! As the King of the Spriggans, they present you with their top grade magical Rock Golem for you to operate on! Sadly the magic equipped with the Rock Golem was not only a dangerous and powerful magic, but also a curse. You turned into a Spriggan yourself, a King Spriggan to add. And as you wander around in the Hardmode Copperbell Mines seeking salvation and ores, wild adventures suddenly appear out of nowhere, and start dropping bombs near you. Pleading to the fact that you once were a adventurer yourself, what they saw with their eyes though was only Mythology Tombstones...

I wish that I can drink my Realm Reborn Red for once.

You wish is granted. It is the most sublime taste you have experienced and you want more. Sadly your wish includedc the word once so you may never drink it again.

I wish I could make a giant version of me to terrorize Eorzea, like Shantotto did in the cross-over event.

[Exantra]

You wish is granted. It is the most sublime taste you have experienced and you want more. Sadly your wish includedc the word once so you may never drink it again.

I wish I could make a giant version of me to terrorize Eorzea, like Shantotto did in the cross-over event.

Your wish has been granted! However, Square Enix unfortunately forgot to ramp up the culling priority. Unfortunately, your rampage went largely unnoticed, and many threads were made in complaint.

I wish that Dragoons were more spikier.

[Willlux]

Your wish has been granted! However, Square Enix unfortunately forgot to ramp up the culling priority. Unfortunately, your rampage went largely unnoticed, and many threads were made in complaint.

I wish that Dragoons were more spikier.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all those spikes make any physical contact with the other denizens of Eorzea... painful.

I wish Chocobo Tail-feathers could be dyed!

[Lame_Marine]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all those spikes make any physical contact with the other denizens of Eorzea... painful.

I wish Chocobo Tail-feathers could be dyed!

Your wish was granted! However, the rest of your Chocobo becomes the opposite color to your tail feathers.

I wish the bridge south of Little Ala Mhigo could be repaired!

[RaihaTo]

Your wish has been granted, chocobo tail feathers are now dyeable however it starts to rain and the colours aren't water proof so they're leaving red, blue and even BROWN streaks all over eorzea and no one is happy when they step in brown stuff

i wish that bards had a mount of their own (like paladins , warriors and conjurers)

[Peligroso]

Your wish is granted! However, Bards must now all you their newly-bestowed Cactuar mounts, all the time.

I wish my Paladin had a pair of gauntlets like those of the nefarious Livis Sas Junius

[Peligroso]

Your wish has been granted, chocobo tail feathers are now dyeable however it starts to rain and the colours aren't water proof so they're leaving red, blue and even BROWN streaks all over eorzea and no one is happy when they step in brown stuff

i wish that bards had a mount of their own (like paladins , warriors and conjurers)

Your wish is granted! However, Bards must now all you their newly-bestowed Cactuar mounts, all the time.

I wish my Paladin had a pair of gauntlets like those of the nefarious Livis Sas Junius!