Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[JaegerSnake]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

your wish was granted, but now your bright pink gear is so bright and so pink that everyone turns to look at you and people falls into bottomless pits. the chocobo you're riding too.

I wish i could use my summons to clean my home. Garuda could make a fine housewife.

[StrejdaTom]

Your wish has been granted, however, the game is unable to process dyed High Allagan Gear, which crashes your game and everyone who's in visual contact of your character, thus turning you into a crash Zone.

I wish for no more unskilled Players on Duty Finder and Party Finder.

Your wish was granted, however you are no longer allowed to use Duty Finder and Party Finder.

I wish I was a Legatus of the Garlean Empire.

[LeiRevera]

Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3

[SilverDjinn]

Your wish was granted, but you become Legatus of the Garlean empire garbage disposal unit.

I wish I had levin barding for my chocobo and a Ramuh primal ex mode whm weapon.

[Gaelu]

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3

your wish was granted, but every enemy now has holmgang with a 15 second duration, that only works on you.

i wish the relic weapons weren't such a pain.

[Keiraen]

your wish was granted, but every enemy now has holmgang with a 15 second duration, that only works on you.

i wish the relic weapons weren't such a pain.

Your wish was granted, but relic weapons now give you the feeling of being tickled by a thousand feathers.

I wish I had enough gil to buy a Large House

[SpiritSaintly]

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already

Your wish has been granted! However, while crafting a Malignant Moggle Mogaxe you lose controle of the weapon and accidentily decapitate yourself, your bloody body now lies in hawker's alley as a warning to all those who think crafting is easy!

I wish I could marry Admiral Merlwyb!

[Crystalloluminescence]

Your wish was granted, but relic weapons now give you the feeling of being tickled by a thousand feathers.

I wish I had enough gil to buy a Large House

Your wish was granted, and an illegit Gil seller reads your post and convinces you to pay him, but SQUARE ENIX finds out and takes punitive action, justice served!

I wish more people would watch cutscenes, read dialog and show an interest in their heritage, remembering the legacy that the Warriors of Light left us, so that we might answer together.

[Alexander_9211]

Your wish was granted, and an illegit Gil seller reads your post and convinces you to pay him, but SQUARE ENIX finds out and takes punitive action, justice served!

I wish more people would watch cutscenes, read dialog and show an interest in their heritage, remembering the legacy that the Warriors of Light left us, so that we might answer together.

Your wish was granted, however every time you step in for an adventure in any dungeon or trial, the other party members wait every second of the first cutscene, then start debating about the history of that particular dungeon or the religious beliefs surrounding that primal and never move a step from their starting position. You're doomed to never finish a duty anymore.

I wish my Chocobo could fly.

[Kazenone]

Your wish was granted, however every time you step in for an adventure in any dungeon or trial, the other party members wait every second of the first cutscene, then start debating about the history of that particular dungeon or the religious beliefs surrounding that primal and never move a step from their starting position. You're doomed to never finish a duty anymore.

I wish my Chocobo could fly.

Your Chocobo can now fly up, but cannot descend back down. A short trip between cities ends with you being launched into space!

I wish I could roll a new bunny character.