Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[zandervont]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately only your head reaches the top shelf, you've become a giraffe lalafell.

I wish Immortal Flames listen&cooperate better in Frontline.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately now every Maelstrom and Twin Adder is converting to Flames and queue times have grown exponentially.

I wish for openworld Titan, rampaging in La Noscea and Landsliding unsuspecting lalafells.

[Balipu]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately now every Maelstrom and Twin Adder is converting to Flames and queue times have grown exponentially.

I wish for openworld Titan, rampaging in La Noscea and Landsliding unsuspecting lalafells.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately Titan demolished Limsa Lominsa and Y'shotal, Melwyb and just about anyone in La Noscea who would be usefull in a fight is sitting bound and gagged somewhere beyond a Kobold Aetheryte. Good luck ^^

I wish a portal would open to World B of Dissidia so we could fight alongside all the iconic heroes against all the iconic villains.

[Archinos]

I wish for openworld Titan, rampaging in La Noscea and Landsliding unsuspecting lalafells.

Your wish has been granted. One sunny morning, Titan appears from his little cave from beneath the earth to take a breath of fresh air. Some adventurers notice and attack him on the instant from all directions, yet titan being so tired from fighting in normal, hard and extreme falls tired on everyone, killing them in the process, and proceeds rolling around towards the sea, never to be seen again.

I wish to live in Eorzea.

[karionsiand]

Your wish has been granted. But suddenly one day you will travel to fallgrouth hoat and you will fall to dalamud. The Rafflesia will eats you ... and nobody will remember you. Sorry :_

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

[Gwion]

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

Your wish was granted, however you and your best friend will become the final bosses of said raid, having to face hordes of adventurers that will try to beat the living crud out of you. And whenever you think you're going to be defeated and finally rest in peace, you'll be summoned back to life so the next group of lucky fellas can get to spank you two once more. At least you will have good drops, like the Karionsiand's spear of sexiness and the Best Friends Forever Necklace of True Friendship.

I wish I could use my Fantasia potion to turn myself into the sexy yet mysterious reptilian race Yugiri, leader of the Doman refugees, is sporting.

[mbncd]

Your wish has been granted. But suddenly one day you will travel to fallgrouth hoat and you will fall to dalamud. The Rafflesia will eats you ... and nobody will remember you. Sorry :_

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

[Sumtingwong]

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

Your wish was granted. You can now grow your own Chocobo food crops in your instanced house and garden. Unfortunately, the planting of such crops has drawn the wrath of militant Mandragoras who have ransacked your home and crop in order to "free plants from the oppression of their cruel overlords".

I wish as a Summoner I could summon much larger and more impressive Summons, rather than mere "-egi" variants.

[Firestride]

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

[ArkAurelius]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish has been granted, however, the game is unable to process dyed High Allagan Gear, which crashes your game and everyone who's in visual contact of your character, thus turning you into a crash Zone.

I wish for no more unskilled Players on Duty Finder and Party Finder.

[silentstack]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted, but it turns out that green - instead of pink - is the new black.

I wish for the Red Mage to make an appearance and to be implemented, soon.