Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[SetoKaiba]

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell to ever live.

Wish granted, however you have become so tall - even taller than Bahamut himself - that you can't move, and the Spriggans of Eorzea have started worshipping your feet, digging home-holes around where you stand and planting shiny rocks within the crevices of your Lalafell toes. The Eorzean alliance took notice, mistaking you for the primal of the Spriggans, dubbed you Rado Banado, Lord of the Fuzzballs, a threat to all Hydaelyn, and have sent the warriors of light to vanquish you.

I wish I could have a pet Cactuar.

[Nocte]

Wish granted, however you have become so tall - even taller than Bahamut himself - that you can't move, and the Spriggans of Eorzea have started worshipping your feet, digging home-holes around where you stand and planting shiny rocks within the crevices of your Lalafell toes. The Eorzean alliance took notice, mistaking you for the primal of the Spriggans, dubbed you Rado Banado, Lord of the Fuzzballs, a threat to all Hydaelyn, and have sent the warriors of light to vanquish you.

I wish I could have a pet Cactuar.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately your cactuar managed to escape your supervision one evening, and was mercilessly slaughtered by a new player who needed to meet the cactuar-slaying quota for a quest.

I wish my chocobo would move out of aoe's.

[linksdx]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately your cactuar managed to escape your supervision one evening, and was mercilessly slaughtered by a new player who needed to meet the cactuar-slaying quota for a quest.

I wish my chocobo would move out of aoe's.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately your chocobo now trade's places with you so your in the aoe

i wish Atma had a more rewarding way to gain them

[Anteriss]

i wish Atma had a more rewarding way to gain them

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your relic weapon broke from all upgrade farming and cannot be ever repaired.
I wish I had more time to play FF14:ARR.

[Mystear]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your relic weapon broke from all upgrade farming and cannot be ever repaired.
I wish I had more time to play FF14:ARR.

Your wish was granted! unfortunately, just as your own timeschedule clears up, Square Enix announces that the servers are being shut down the next day.

I wish I could singlehandedly clear The second coil with a fishing rod

[logicallysynced]

Your wish was granted! unfortunately, just as your own timeschedule clears up, Square Enix announces that the servers are being shut down the next day.

I wish I could singlehandedly clear The second coil with a fishing rod

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately Nael Deus Darnus does not count as a two-star big fish. Although you could try using a Goby ball just incase..

I wish I could get one, just one loot drop for my main class in the Second Coil of Bahamut after running for over 3 months straight without a single drop.

[Divine_Intervention]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately Nael Deus Darnus does not count as a two-star big fish. Although you could try using a Goby ball just incase..

I wish I could get one, just one loot drop for my main class in the Second Coil of Bahamut after running for over 3 months straight without a single drop.

Your wish has been granted. However, your High Allagan Boots dropped in Lala size, and now your miqote claws stick out the front of them wherever you walk.

I wish I didn't spend hours on Pug group wipes of extremes and second coil.

[Aseity]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately Nael Deus Darnus does not count as a two-star big fish. Although you could try using a Goby ball just incase..

I wish I could get one, just one loot drop for my main class in the Second Coil of Bahamut after running for over 3 months straight without a single drop.

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, you win a High Allagan weapon the day after completing your Nexus relic. Please look forward to it.

I wish I could reach the top shelf without using a Lalafellin Step Stool.

[Jubei]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, you win a High Allagan weapon the day after completing your Nexus relic. Please look forward to it.

I wish I could reach the top shelf without using a Lalafellin Step Stool.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately only your head reaches the top shelf, you've become a giraffe lalafell.

I wish Immortal Flames listen&cooperate better in Frontline.

[batman]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, you win a High Allagan weapon the day after completing your Nexus relic. Please look forward to it.

I wish I could reach the top shelf without using a Lalafellin Step Stool.

Your legs suddenly grow to elezen-like lengths, but then people laugh at you wherever you go because you look funny.

I wish I had a Miqo'te harem unlike any other, hundreds of wonderful catgirls* (*midlanders and elezen, and token Lalafell wearing cat ears and/or maid outfits are also welcome) at my beck and call!