Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Silous]

I wish I was fast enough to buy a plot of land before they sold out.

Your wish is granted! You move at Sprint speed. Suspicious GMs ban you for performance-enhancing magic.

[Silous]

(I couldn't find anywhere to edit my post! So double-post I apologise. Also, I was thinking on that guy's reply for awhile and I'm already shoved onto the next page, will my post count?)

I wish my armour weren't so revealing.

[Chewy2nd]

(I couldn't find anywhere to edit my post! So double-post I apologise. Also, I was thinking on that guy's reply for awhile and I'm already shoved onto the next page, will my post count?)

I wish my armour weren't so revealing.

Your wish was granted, but now you're armour is made of solid darksteel and has brought your movement speed down to 10%, in addition, the armour is so large and heavy, it becomes impossible to remove.

I wish we could have Goobbue companions.

[Zozor]

Your wish was granted. It turns out Yugiri and her people are actually dog people. It's all well and good for a while as all the races in Eorzea welcome them with open arms, only the Miqo'te being somewhat mistrustful as was to be expected. However, this mistrust grows into friction and eventually open conflict, and ends up being the spark that triggers the start of the Eight Umbral Era.

I wish it was possible to just get on a boat and explore all the other continents of Hydaelyn.

Your wish is granted, but 200 yalms out you hit a wall! You're the star of a reality TV Show and you're life has been part of "The Romarim Show!"

I wish I could dye my chocobo the same way we dyed moogles in FF Crystal Chronicles!

[Umo]

I wish the The Harbor Herald would leak Yugiri's uncovered portrait.

Response: Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, Petyr Winsome, the man in charge of taking the leaked portrait to the Harbor Herald, was attacked on his way home by a furious aldgoat who ate the portrait itself. And his pants.

Wish: I wish I could tame an Imp.

[Rufalus]

I wish my armour weren't so revealing.

Your wish was granted
You gain slightly less revealing armor, obscuring your entire face but leaving your body bare, save for a pair of Ixal gloves. The patrons at The Drowning Wench mistake you for a wandering beast and take up their blades to run you out of town.

I wish for the Garlean empire to lay down their arms and share their technology with the people of Eorzea.

[SandWolf96]

Your wish was granted
You gain slightly less revealing armor, obscuring your entire face but leaving your body bare, save for a pair of Ixal gloves. The patrons at The Drowning Wench mistake you for a wandering beast and take up their blades to run you out of town.

I wish for the Garlean empire to lay down their arms and share their technology with the people of Eorzea.

Your wish is granted!
You get chased around all of Eorzea by a crazy Moogle that got it's hands on Magitek equipment.

I wish I had better luck with the RNG when it actually matters

[No2631]

Your wish was granted
I wish for the Garlean empire to lay down their arms and share their technology with the people of Eorzea.

Your wish has been granted! The Garlean Empire no longer fights the Eorzean Alliance and shares its technology with the people of Eorzea! Unfortunately, they do so because they utterly crushed the Eorzean Alliance, and what was once known as Eorzea is now New Garlea, the latest province of the Garlean Empire. And when I say "share" their technology, I mean the people of Eorzea─pardon, New Garlea─toil away in Garlean factories, creating weapons of destruction for the next conquest.

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell to ever live.

[Alistera]

Your wish is granted!
You get chased around all of Eorzea by a crazy Moogle that got it's hands on Magitek equipment.

I wish I had better luck with the RNG when it actually matters

Your wish was granted. You have been blessed by the RNG gods, all your positive RNG will appear for you when it comes to medical appointments and conditions, all other luck based events in your life will be effected by negative RNG.

I wish I had a Final Fantasy Fanfest ticket...

[DarkmoonVael]

Wish: I wish I could tame an Imp.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you decided to do this during All Saints Wake in Ul'dah. And that imp, well it turned out to be Sultana Namamo Ul Namo in fancy dress. Not too happy with it you get punished. Unlike Coerthas where they throw you down Witchdrop, the Sultana decides to put you down the Eighty Sins of Sasamo and roll fat chocobos down, eighty in number. If you survive, you are pardoned.

I wish my chocbo would turn out the colour i want it