Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[wiremeshi]

Your wish is granted, however a hunter kills him and turns him into a fashionable jacket.

I wish I could glamour Herklaedi onto my i90+ gear

Your Wish is Granted!! Unfortunately upon adorning said item and placing it on your person. You Start the Steel Reign Fate on your self and every adventure in the area pounds you silly and steals your mantle.

I wish to have my Nutkin Minion to large enough to be ridden like a mount

[Lokialthor]

Your Wish is Granted!! Unfortunately upon adorning said item and placing it on your person. You Start the Steel Reign Fate on your self and every adventure in the area pounds you silly and steals your mantle.

I wish to have my Nutkin Minion to large enough to be ridden like a mount

Your wish is granted, unfortunately the only it wants to take you is the Guardian since it hid it`s nuts there.

I wish i could pickup and throw other characters because hurling lala`s is what makes big Roe`s laugh.

[Jaffas]

Your wish is granted, unfortunately the only it wants to take you is the Guardian since it hid it`s nuts there.

I wish i could pickup and throw other characters because hurling lala`s is what makes big Roe`s laugh.

You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

[Zanarkander]

You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

Your wish was granted. Now the streets of the Goblet are full of friendly Cactuars. They are so friendly that soon enough the call all their families and friends to come and stay in the Goblet. Now all the streets are crowded with only Cactuars, as people are afraid of going out of their home because of needles. A group of Cactuars even founds a gang that rules the streets under their law. They start invading the streets of Ul'dah too and some years later the Sultanate is composed of only Cactuars, while the 5 races are reduced to slavery. Eventually the Cactuars defeat the Garlean empire and become the strongest power in the whole Hydaelyn.

I wish I could actually live in Eorzea.

[XIV_Cristiano]

Your wish was granted. Now the streets of the Goblet are full of friendly Cactuars. They are so friendly that soon enough the call all their families and friends to come and stay in the Goblet. Now all the streets are crowded with only Cactuars, as people are afraid of going out of their home because of needles. A group of Cactuars even founds a gang that rules the streets under their law. They start invading the streets of Ul'dah too and some years later the Sultanate is composed of only Cactuars, while the 5 races are reduced to slavery. Eventually the Cactuars defeat the Garlean empire and become the strongest power in the whole Hydaelyn.

I wish I could actually live in Eorzea.

Your wish was granted. But to do so, you are now Amal'jaa's pet and you cannot do any fancy trick/spell.

I wish Odin and I could Grind Bahamut side-by-side along with Lightning (since he is her Eidolon in FF XIII).

[Riyos]

Your wish was granted. But to do so, you are now Amal'jaa's pet and you cannot do any fancy trick/spell.

I wish Odin and I could Grind Bahamut side-by-side along with Lightning (since he is her Eidolon in FF XIII).

Your wish was granted. Sadly in the very moment Odin appears the entire server instanly kills him believing it was the FATE.

I wish to be a Garlean.

[sinfull]

Your wish was granted. Sadly in the very moment Odin appears the entire server instanly kills him believing it was the FATE.

I wish to be a Garlean.

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately whilst you was on patrol in Northern Thanalan you was killed by an adventurer spirit bonding.

I wish to marry my in-game girlfriend and buy our own house.

[Koohii]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately whilst you was on patrol in Northern Thanalan you was killed by an adventurer spirit bonding.

I wish to marry my in-game girlfriend and buy our own house.

Your wish was granted. After your married your girlfriend she started to take notice though how you seem to suddenly leave at any time Minfilia calls for you, also unluckily the house turned out to be infested with Qiqirns, and had to be demolished

I wish Shiva would be my waifu.

[ChronoCrusade]

Your wish is granted...but after a while, you don't find Shiva that hot. :c

I wish Lady Yugiri wasn't so modest with her appearance >.>

[Quinnie]

You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

Your wish was granted - But oh, what's this?
The cactuars are all using 100 needles - My my, your wish has become quite evils!

I wish for there to be a day in Eorzea dedicated to talking in rhymes (or in my case, bad rhymes) \o/