Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Galliano]

I wish to wake up one sunny morning in my large house in Mist and, while being cuddled by my personal Miqo'tes perpetually living in my house all the way to breakfast and to the courtyard, going in the city-states and around Eorzea to discover every single adventurer wearing a Subligar!
Thus, we team up to go and hunt for the Legendary Golden Subligar and, after moons of research and repairs to the Pants slot, we eventually find it in the depths of Ayatlan, securely guarded by the strongest fiend in Hydaelyn that we have yet to face: a giant talking Subligar.

I'll reply to this since the post above mine has no wish.

Your wish is granted. However after winning the gruelling battle with the giant talking subligar, you open the chest in eager anticipation only to discover the legend of the Golden Subligar was a lie. All the chest contained was an old pair of worn-out yellowed roegadyn under garments.

[Galliano]

Oh ^^; Well I only made one post for myself. The rest were replies to other posts. I didn't realise sorry >_< It wasn't intentional spam :l

No worries, it's just hard to reply to the post above when there is no wish in it >.<

I just replied to the last wish that was made instead so all good

[GhostPanteraZee]

No worries, it's just hard to reply to the post above when there is no wish in it >.<

I just replied to the last wish that was made instead so all good

First time I've used this thread thingy so not used to it :P

[Galliano]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

[Hanz]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however on becoming moogle king you find you are confronted by the warriors of light and turned into a mail box!

I wish I had the ability to summon leviathan.

[Calley]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however Good king Moogle mog somewhat objects to a young upstart king trying to dethrone him and warps you to thornemarch ultra-mega-hard mode where he and his loyal subjects intend to give you a right royal beat down. Things are going well for you until you realise that you have me for a healer, and I can never find the right button on the controller when I'm panicking, your tanks are pansies hiding behind the arcanists who can't read their own handwriting. Rather than summoning their pets to help, you are mauled to death by a rabid carbuncle and the rest of your team are picked off by one of your own DPS members, an archer who has lost his glasses.Good king Moogle mog is so impressed with this Last standing DPSs trickery and names him king of all the moogles.

I wish my fingers would actually press the right buttons when I'm in a really tough extreme and not do the panick jelly wobble

[Calley]

Gaaaah took so long fiddling because my first answer was too many characters that someone got in there before me...hope my entry still counts

[Akamu_Aniketos]

Your wish is granted, however on becoming moogle king you find you are confronted by the warriors of light and turned into a mail box!

I wish I had the ability to summon leviathan.

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you summoned Leviathan he casts tidal wave, flooding you and your neighbors homes, leaving you all homeless!



I wish I was a dolphin so I could finally swim in game.

[Aeliott]

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you summoned Leviathan he casts tidal wave, flooding you and your neighbors homes, leaving you all homeless!



I wish I was a dolphin so I could finally swim in game.

Your wish is granted! However a Fisher catches you with your favourite snack and desynthesises you into Fine Sand, a Water Crystal, and a goatee.

I wish for my pet wolf pup to grow up and be my companion!

[Natsu259]

Your wish is granted! However a Fisher catches you with your favourite snack and desynthesises you into Fine Sand, a Water Crystal, and a goatee.

I wish for my pet wolf pup to grow up and be my companion!

Your wish is granted, however a hunter kills him and turns him into a fashionable jacket.

I wish I could glamour Herklaedi onto my i90+ gear