Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[FJerome]

I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats.

Your wish has been granted! However, this is only because Cid invents a super-weapon powered by soul-crystals that defeats the Empire, the Primals and the Ascians in one swoop. The soul-crystals are all drained of their powers and all major enemies are vanquished, leaving you with only your class and all the Marmots and Ladybugs you ever wanted to fight.

I wish that lady dragoons could wear thick sweaters under their artifact armor; that belly hole isn't suited for Coerthas' current climate.

[Tayolynn]

Your wish was granted. However, the voice overs were so horrible that the game blanked out and the systems fried.

I wish personal housing was guaranteed and affordable for everyone, rather than to the select fortunate players.

How rude, no one granted my wish. Guess I gotta do it myself. >

My wish was granted, however the personal housing turned out to be small shacks that were quite flammable and needs to be monitored by the minute or a bad pyro-ninja will come around and set it on fire, resulting in opening the shack plot to reopen.

I wish I could summon all the egi's at once to have my own mini party.

[Doom_Of_Shadow]

Your Wishes Have Been Granted!

Female Dragoons are wearing thick sweaters, however they have been complaining that the sweaters are cheap and feel itchy and have asked for refunds.

Tayolynn is having her own mini party, but the egi's notice female Dragoons wearing sweaters and have left the party to buy sweaters for themselves.

I wish I could have a pet Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that excels in the Drunken Boxing Martial Art.

[CaptainLagbeard]

You can have a Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that does Drunken Boxing, but you need to spend all your Gil on ale for it.

I wish more people would pay attention to tanks...

[Lasyra]

I wish more people would pay attention to tanks...

Your wish has been granted but through a cruel twist of fate each and every tank has become a real TANK! Driving around Eorzia, threatening the very existence of the World! Will the brave Warriors of Light answer the call to arms and save the day or will Chaos have it his way?


# I wish that from now on, everyone would only be able to talk/write through morse code! -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / - .... . / -... . ... - / - .... .. -. --. / - .... . .-. . / .. ...

[LuccaNeneh]

I wish I could have a pet Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that excels in the Drunken Boxing Martial Art.

Your wish has been granted! However, gysahl greens yet has to be squeezed into wine.

I wish for huge Fish Tank to throw in all my caught fishies!

[Retto-00]

I wish I could summon all the egi's at once to have my own mini party.

Your wish was granted. Upon summoning all the egis you lose control over them and unable to send them back and you'll end up stuck in party forever while they chasing you want to beat you and you'll end up running away until you trip yourself and hit your head on a moogle's head and then suddenly wake up and realize it was a nightmare.

I wish Cid would create time machine and let me teleport back during the calamity so that I could see Bahamut.

[MisakiFushimiiii]

Your wish has been granted but through a cruel twist of fate each and every tank has become a real TANK! Driving around Eorzia, threatening the very existence of the World! Will the brave Warriors of Light answer the call to arms and save the day or will Chaos have it his way?


# I wish that from now on, everyone would only be able to talk/write through morse code! -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / - .... . / -... . ... - / - .... .. -. --. / - .... . .-. . / .. ...

Your wish has been granted! However, it takes longer time to discuss strategies with your team members in morse code, especially when you are using duty finder, you ends up only having 30mins to defeat the primal~

I wish when the marriage system opens, they will allow me to have hundreds of wives~~~~~

[MisakiFushimiiii]

Your wish has been granted but through a cruel twist of fate each and every tank has become a real TANK! Driving around Eorzia, threatening the very existence of the World! Will the brave Warriors of Light answer the call to arms and save the day or will Chaos have it his way?


# I wish that from now on, everyone would only be able to talk/write through morse code! -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / - .... . / -... . ... - / - .... .. -. --. / - .... . .-. . / .. ...

Your wish was granted! However, it takes longer time to discuss strategies with your team members in morse code, especially when you are using duty finder, you ends up only having 30mins to defeat the primal~

I wish when the marriage system opens, they will allow me to have hundreds of wives~~~~~

[Wyrmlimion]

Your wish was granted! However, it takes longer time to discuss strategies with your team members in morse code, especially when you are using duty finder, you ends up only having 30mins to defeat the primal~

I wish when the marriage system opens, they will allow me to have hundreds of wives~~~~~

Your wish was granted, but its possible for one to have to many wives, many find it difficult to make one happy yet alone 100, find the one for you and she will be worth 100 wives!

I wish for one day more Final Fantasy Dimension crossovers so one day I may /hug Vivi from FFIX