Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Rubieus]

Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!

I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!

Your wish was granted. However the Weaver making your armor thought you wanted to be a ballerina and made you a pink tutu AF set..

I wish I could be a General for a new Grand Company based in Coethras.

[Mjollnir]

I wish we could get flying ships as personal housing.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately Highwind Skyway only grant licenses for twenty active airships at any given time and you sadly were the twenty-first person to arrive at their offices when they announced it. (too soon?)

I wish that The Twelve re-emerged to cast an enchantment across Eorzea that meant that the Heavy effect was no longer inflicted as a result of enemy attacks!

[Gelesto]

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already

Your wish was granted. However you lack the Craftsmanship and Control to create anything of use or worth, you now spend your days carving petrified feces for small Hyur children to play with in the Ul'dah slums.

I wish there was a greater array of clothes and costumes to glamour.

[Ouria]

Your wish was granted. However you lack the Craftsmanship and Control to create anything of use or worth, you now spend your days carving petrified feces for small Hyur children to play with in the Ul'dah slums.

I wish there was a greater array of clothes and costumes to glamour.

Your wish was granted. However you have awoken the Great Holy Subligar Empire. You are required to go on a long journey exclusively wearing subligar to earn enough reputation to be granted the right to glamour what you want.

I wish the The Harbor Herald would leak Yugiri's uncovered portrait.

[Novellia]

Your wish was granted! However, they didn't make ninja gear in Lalafel sizes, so,..better luck next time,.../slap

i wish I could have a house ; ;

Your wish was granted! However, in your eagerness to acquire a house, you rack up a sizeable debt, and end up needing to take a large assortment of part-time jobs to pay the bills. Costa-de-sol dancer, copperbell miner, syrcus tower cleaning janitor and laundry manager for xande etc ,you name it, you've been employed for it. You have trouble meeting ends for payments also, sooo there's no house furnishings either. Eventually you run out of money for and the house is sold off as the newest gridania chocobo stable.


I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!

[Tamoki]

Your wish was granted! However, in your eagerness to acquire a house, you rack up a sizeable debt, and end up needing to take a large assortment of part-time jobs to pay the bills. Costa-de-sol dancer, copperbell miner, syrcus tower cleaning janitor and laundry manager for xande etc ,you name it, you've been employed for it. You have trouble meeting ends for payments also, sooo there's no house furnishings either. Eventually you run out of money for and the house is sold off as the newest gridania chocobo stable.


I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!

Your wish is granted, however due to her Chocobo being fed some rotten Krakka roots, she forces you to dress up in a chocobo suit to ride in the race.

I wish to see what is hiding under Ramuh's beard!

[TessaJalloh]

I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!

Your wish is granted, unfortunately thanks to the timing you've been implicated in a concurrant Chocobo racing scandal that has Hildibrand investigating a celebrity Chocobo thief. Thanks to a misunderstanding stemming from your wish that Minfillia would take part, he is now convinced that you are the ringleader and in actuality have convinced a Chocobo eater to gobble up the unfortunate fowl. Your only hope now is to catch the thief and prove your innocence, all whilst disguised as Nashu in order to keep the Inspector off of your tail!

I wish Lolorito would changed his villainous ways and partake in the festivities of this year's Anniversary whilst showering the people of the realm in gil from his coffers.

[Marik_Aensland]

I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!

Your wish was granted! However, becoming addicted to the racing made her loose all her interest in the Scions, thus when the next evil menace to Eorzea came nobody was there to save it. GAME OVER, please look forward for next Final Fantasy

I wish I could become a Primal myself and have a beast tribe worship me!

[ruskie]

I wish to see what is hiding under Ramuh's beard!

Your wish was granted, unfortunately what has been seen cannot be unseen(trying to be in good taste) and to top it off a huge pile of aethyryte shards drowns you as they are shaken lose from his beard.

I wish for Tataru to be successful in her ventures to acquire more profit for the Scions and get us some more interesting gear.

[Vandesaan]

I wish I could become a Primal myself and have a beast tribe worship me!

Your wish is granted! However, the only thing that ends up worshiping you is a small subset of marmots only capable of dealing swift punishments to retirees like Hamon Holyfist.

I wish I could further explore the Allagan ruins littered across Eorzea.