Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[NJA]

(US Player just keeping it fun)I wish that Eos/Selene and all the Egis refreshed the cooldown on Swiftcast upon being summoned.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately you now cast summon spells so swiftly that you lose control and are overrun with fairies. Eos and Selene have become the Tribbles of Eorzea!

I wish that Lady Yuguri would shed her disguise and reveal herself as a talking Chocobo.

[Nauulin]

I wish that Lady Yuguri would shed her disguise and reveal herself as a talking Chocobo.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all Chocobos now regard her as their queen, and ignore everyone else.

I wish I had a koblyn that eat Garlean magitech and fortresses.

[ZohnoReecho]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all Chocobos now regard her as their queen, and ignore everyone else.

I wish I had a koblyn that eat Garlean magitech and fortresses.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately the warriors of light are jobless now!

I wish Garuda would finally confess her love to Enkidu.

[FJerome]

I wish Garuda would finally confess her love to Enkidu.

Your wish is granted! However, Enkidu must reject Garuda's love because he cannot abandon Greg. Garuda cries about it for weeks and and becomes too depressed to fight anyone, which brings everyone's story-progression and relic-quests to a screeching halt.

[FJerome]

One day I will actually remember to make a wish -_-;;

I wish I could dye the trim on my robes.

[Requis]

I wish I could dye the trim on my robes.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately in the process of dying your robes trim you failed to notice the label on the bottle said "Permanent Dye". The dye having splashed over your body and face has lead to people believing you are diseased and have locked you in a quarantine cell till the symptoms subside...oh dear you could be here a while...


I wish to dethrone Good King Moggle Mog XII and take his crown and lead the Moogles as my own personal army.

[Devils_Lawyer]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately in the process of dying your robes trim you failed to notice the label on the bottle said "Permanent Dye". The dye having splashed over your body and face has lead to people believing you are diseased and have locked you in a quarantine cell till the symptoms subside...oh dear you could be here a while...


I wish to dethrone Good King Moggle Mog XII and take his crown and lead the Moogles as my own personal army.

Your wish was granted! Unfortuenly you underestimated the size of the crown and due to it beeing to big you fail to carry it and reap its benefits, with noone to lead them the moogles scatters into the world and ends up beeing the new upcoming playable race.


I wish we would have gotten underwater content instead of sky for our first expansion

[lucas2009uk]

I wish that every one in the game gets all of there main character build ilvl gear of 110 thsts in second coli free by kissing a magical toad hidden deep inside a cave in South shroud one kiss per account

[VictoriqueSorrowsong]

Your wish was granted! Unfortuenly you underestimated the size of the crown and due to it beeing to big you fail to carry it and reap its benefits, with noone to lead them the moogles scatters into the world and ends up beeing the new upcoming playable race.


I wish we would have gotten underwater content instead of sky for our first expansion

Your wish was granted! However running up to the sea in your bikini and instantly diving in you come to realise the developers just tricked you by making the sea of clouds blue! You are barely saved by a fisher who reels you in as his biggest catch. He takes a picture with you bungling from his fishing rod which can still be found in the fishing guild.

I wish there was a Moogle mount!

[SaruYukana]

Your wish was granted! However running up to the sea in your bikini and instantly diving in you come to realise the developers just tricked you by making the sea of clouds blue! You are barely saved by a fisher who reels you in as his biggest catch. He takes a picture with you bungling from his fishing rod which can still be found in the fishing guild.

I wish there was a Moogle mount!

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!