Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[FJerome]

I wish for a teaset in my own home.

Your wish is granted! However, your retainers get into an argument about milk in first or milk in last and the ensuing fight ends up engulfing all of Eorzea in bloody, tea-based warfare. The Garlean Empire takes advantage of the strife to launch a second, successful conquest and force us all to drink coffee.

[FJerome]

Your wish is granted! Your chocobo deals a deathly blow to the chocobo eater and brings your team to victory. However, in the following days your chocobo becomes obsessed with his actions; how could he end another life? What about the chocobo eater's family? Why is there so much violence in Eorzea? Why can't we all just eat Gysahl greens and get along? Your chocobo can't take it anymore and lives a life in the wild, leaving your side as a steed!

I wish for a teaset in my own home.

Your wish is granted! However, your retainers get into an argument about milk in first or milk in last and the ensuing fight ends up engulfing all of Eorzea in bloody, tea-based warfare. The Garlean Empire takes advantage of the strife to launch a second, successful conquest and force us all to drink coffee.

*cough* Forgot my wish.

I wish that I had a basket for my carbunkles to sleep in while I did stuff around the house.

[sammy150105]

Your wish is granted! However the tea-set is a 3 star recipe that requires you to jump through hoops, climb the biggest mountains of Coerthas, swim through the deepest seas of la noscea and walk aimlessly through the sands of Thanalan until you meet a guy called 'Wandering Minstrel' and beg him to implement an easier way.

I wish I could have Nanamo's royal outfit and tiara.

your wish is granted, but Nanamo gets extremely jealous of your appearance as it suits you a lot more and you get banished from the uldah for your fab sense of style...

I wish there was a disciple of magic tank option, oh oh and I wish I had a huge tub of ice cream.. now I'm just being greedy T_T, I'll swap the ice cream for world peace!! :3

[NovaUltimatum]

I wish I could have Nanamo's royal outfit and tiara.

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately as the outfit is not exactly inconspicuous, now all of Ul'dah believes you are a royal thief. As Ul'dah law states such a crime is punishable by death, Raubahn has issued YOU as an S Rank hunt leading to many mercenaries from across the realm to begin tracking you down. Now even members of the Rogue's guild have decided you're a good target...

I wish that I could get drunk on Eorzea's finest wine while celebrating with the Scions of the Seventh Dawn over some victory party that gets gate crashed by every Ascian and Primal.

[TenraiNagi]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately as the outfit is not exactly inconspicuous, now all of Ul'dah believes you are a royal thief. As Ul'dah law states such a crime is punishable by death, Raubahn has issued YOU as an S Rank hunt leading to many mercenaries from across the realm to begin tracking you down. Now even members of the Rogue's guild have decided you're a good target...

I wish that I could get drunk on Eorzea's finest wine while celebrating with the Scions of the Seventh Dawn over some victory party that gets gate crashed by every Ascian and Primal.

Your wish was granted. And due to many people being in the same place, including every primal and ascian, the server couldn't handle it and you got 90k. The party continued and the ascians and primals really enjoyed it.

I wish I could get a specific lalafell view when I go under skirts and use /lookout

[InkMagus]

I wish that I had a basket for my carbunkles to sleep in while I did stuff around the house.

Your wish is granted! But the carbuncles start to miss you, and become anxious about your absence. Eventually they're misery is enough to call forth Ruby Carbuncle, a devastatingly cute primal, but the other carbuncles must sacrifice their own aetheric energy to complete the summon. Ruby Carbuncle tracks you down and spends all her time, adorably, getting in the way of anything you try to do and preventing you from ever being productive or ignoring a carbuncle ever again.

I wish.... I could meet Squall Leonhart and steal his jacket.

[MiraiYuuki]

I wish.... I could meet Squall Leonhart and steal his jacket.

Your wish was granted! However.. the jacket is actually a magical item and as soon as you try to wear it, you turn into Squall Leonhart and get sent to his world, doomed to walk it until the end of times. Squall on the other hand gets to enjoy all luxuries of your world!

I wish.. Bahamut was my loyal pet and we could go ravaging Eorzea, whilst I was sitting on his back. And after a long day of destruction I'd be able to cuddle up against him and dream about all the evil I did that day!

[BakaSura]

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already

Your wish was granted, but now you have to attend to classes to learn how to actually make all the recipes as high quality

I wish I could complete all the quests

[FJerome]

I wish.. Bahamut was my loyal pet and we could go ravaging Eorzea, whilst I was sitting on his back. And after a long day of destruction I'd be able to cuddle up against him and dream about all the evil I did that day!

Your wish is granted! However, it's hard to get a decent night's sleep with the constant stream of hardcore raiders that keep bursting in yelling something abut BiS drops and smashing up your living room.

I wish Mist housing regulations would let us light a bonfire on the beach.

[Kuti]

Your wish was granted! However.. the jacket is actually a magical item and as soon as you try to wear it, you turn into Squall Leonhart and get sent to his world, doomed to walk it until the end of times. Squall on the other hand gets to enjoy all luxuries of your world!

I wish.. Bahamut was my loyal pet and we could go ravaging Eorzea, whilst I was sitting on his back. And after a long day of destruction I'd be able to cuddle up against him and dream about all the evil I did that day!

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately Bahamut's snoring made all your dreams changed into nightmares, made your nights unending with it, and you started building up resistance against Sleep to never dream again.

I wish i could rule the Garlean Empire.