Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Hyururi]

I wish all the potions wouldn't have such a long cool down.

Your wish was granted!
However, to cope with the fast cool down, the potions come to life and start biting your hands whenever you try to drink them.

I wish the primals would team up with me and become a dandy new J-pop group, we would all wear rainbow socks to match eachother.

[DracotheDragon]

Your wish was granted!
However, to cope with the fast cool down, the potions come to life and start biting your hands whenever you try to drink them.

I wish the primals would team up with me and become a dandy new J-pop group, we would all wear rainbow socks to match eachother.

your wish is granted however the fans drool over garuda and in the hype she leaves your group becoming the worlds Number one solo music hit with her own unique rainbow fashion.


i wish i could i could have unlimited fantasias.

[Yujj]

i wish i could i could have unlimited fantasias.

Your wish was granted!

However, upon use, you notice only Roegadyn is available, despite how many fantasias you use.

I wish there were race-specific cities.

[PianoX]

Your wish was granted!

However, upon use, you notice only Roegadyn is available, despite how many fantasias you use.

I wish there were race-specific cities.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately due to limited land, current cities had to be converted according to their leaders. Gridania is now Hyur only, Limsa Lominsa is Roegedyn only, and while Ul-dah accepts Hyurs as mounts, it is run by the Lalafel. The Elezen now have no home, and their dislike of you will have you hiding from them for the rest of your days.

I wish Black Mages would stop stealing all of the mob aggression with their spells.

[FFLink]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately due to limited land, current cities had to be converted according to their leaders. Gridania is now Hyur only, Limsa Lominsa is Roegedyn only, and while Ul-dah accepts Hyurs as mounts, it is run by the Lalafel. The Elezen now have no home, and their dislike of you will have you hiding from them for the rest of your days.

I wish Black Mages would stop stealing all of the mob aggression with their spells.

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately Black Mages now only have access to Special Effects and do zero damage.

I wish I could have my pet Wyvern back for my Dragoon.

[ArmchairTitan]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately Black Mages now only have access to Special Effects and do zero damage.

I wish I could have my pet Wyvern back for my Dragoon.

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, your pet wyvern is now Twintania and she is not happy about your last encounter.

I wish Alphinaud would actually help me fight bosses in The Binding Coil of Bahamut.

[Just-Wishing]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately due to limited land, current cities had to be converted according to their leaders. Gridania is now Hyur only, Limsa Lominsa is Roegedyn only, and while Ul-dah accepts Hyurs as mounts, it is run by the Lalafel. The Elezen now have no home, and their dislike of you will have you hiding from them for the rest of your days.

I wish Black Mages would stop stealing all of the mob aggression with their spells.

Your wish was granted! However the only true way to stop this is to erase the whole concept of magic all together! You now find yourself wishing for help, or a little healing while you wait for the cool down timer to reset on your potion.._.._._.Dam no revive either!?! Next time be carfull what you wish for!

I wish i was a GM so i could ban the cheaters i see daily, and work alongside the developers to locate the Golden Saucer and lost city of midgar - You know, to put the RPG back into the game.

[Burgenheim]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, your pet wyvern is now Twintania and she is not happy about your last encounter.

I wish Alphinaud would actually help me fight bosses in The Binding Coil of Bahamut.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

[Kuinu]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

[batman]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.