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Your wish was granted... however the EAPC has ordered ground maintenance be paid from your house to the sum of 890,000 gil per month to keep your house free of mites and blight, that have harmed neighbouring chocobo stables, by painting it pink and spraying it with garlic oils.

I wish that I could sail a boat out into the Costa del Sol waters to admire the sunset over the Eastern la Noscea coastline.
Your wish was granted. However, your fun sailing day ends up interrupted by a bomb that appears out of nowhere and launches you at the shore, coinciding with the chain of events that transpire with Miss Hildibrand and the beautiful Maiden, who then mistakes you for the groom and you somehow end up married with Mrs Hildibrand, inspectress extraiordinaire, and become her servant.

I wish I could see Hildibrand's face if he smelled my Fat Chocobo's early morning excrements, after a Gysahl Greens with a little bit of Curiel Roots, evening.