Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Calley]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however Good king Moogle mog somewhat objects to a young upstart king trying to dethrone him and warps you to thornemarch ultra-mega-hard mode where he and his loyal subjects intend to give you a right royal beat down. Things are going well for you until you realise that you have me for a healer, and I can never find the right button on the controller when I'm panicking, your tanks are pansies hiding behind the arcanists who can't read their own handwriting. Rather than summoning their pets to help, you are mauled to death by a rabid carbuncle and the rest of your team are picked off by one of your own DPS members, an archer who has lost his glasses.Good king Moogle mog is so impressed with this Last standing DPSs trickery and names him king of all the moogles.

I wish my fingers would actually press the right buttons when I'm in a really tough extreme and not do the panick jelly wobble

[Calley]

Gaaaah took so long fiddling because my first answer was too many characters that someone got in there before me...hope my entry still counts