Quote Originally Posted by Onizuka View Post
I wish to wake up one sunny morning in my large house in Mist and, while being cuddled by my personal Miqo'tes perpetually living in my house all the way to breakfast and to the courtyard, going in the city-states and around Eorzea to discover every single adventurer wearing a Subligar!
Thus, we team up to go and hunt for the Legendary Golden Subligar and, after moons of research and repairs to the Pants slot, we eventually find it in the depths of Ayatlan, securely guarded by the strongest fiend in Hydaelyn that we have yet to face: a giant talking Subligar.
I'll reply to this since the post above mine has no wish.

Your wish is granted. However after winning the gruelling battle with the giant talking subligar, you open the chest in eager anticipation only to discover the legend of the Golden Subligar was a lie. All the chest contained was an old pair of worn-out yellowed roegadyn under garments.