Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[GhostPanteraZee]

Wish granted, however now a pie falls on top of you causing the heavy status for a week only removable by defeating Ramuh with a full party, sorry my bad.
I wish for every meal in the game. Oh yeah and a house I suppose, lol.

Oh balls XD That's unlucky :s I haven't even met Ramuh yet XD

[Onizuka]

Wish granted, however now a pie falls on top of you causing the heavy status for a week only removable by defeating Ramuh with a full party, sorry my bad.
I wish for every meal in the game. Oh yeah and a house I suppose, lol.

Your wish was granted. By using the <wink> <wink> secret technique learned by Templeton, you manage to convince the people in Pearl Lane to sell their unnecessary organs and acquire the necessary money to build a styling wooden house by the Oak Atrium, and hire the whole Bismarck's culinarians to create every single meal of Eorzea in the largest wooden table ever crafted.
But when you prepare to taste the best meal of your life, you accidentally sneeze and the table breaks; this causes a chain reaction that makes your whole house fall to the ground, making you regret having the children of the Acorn Orchan commission it – using uncommon Hildibrand tree logs and coblyn faeces as glue – rather than the chief carpenters.

[Onizuka]

I wish to wake up one sunny morning in my large house in Mist and, while being cuddled by my personal Miqo'tes perpetually living in my house all the way to breakfast and to the courtyard, going in the city-states and around Eorzea to discover every single adventurer wearing a Subligar!
Thus, we team up to go and hunt for the Legendary Golden Subligar and, after moons of research and repairs to the Pants slot, we eventually find it in the depths of Ayatlan, securely guarded by the strongest fiend in Hydaelyn that we have yet to face: a giant talking Subligar.

[GhostPanteraZee]

In reply to 'Onizuka' :P

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Wish granted however your personal Miqo'tes have been bound to you in order to fullfill your wish, preventing you from entering any dutys for the duration of their 'loyalty'. (a spell effect that will be cast upon them by your character until broken) You can show your lovely ladies off but they're not letting you out into dangerous places! :P The spell can be broken by crafting them a 3 sets of lv 1 HQ gear (1 set for each of the ladies :3) for arms, legs, head, body and feet They also want it to be coloured blood red Women are demanding I'm afraid :c </3 They will have the trade option in order for you to transfer your gear to them. If the gear is wrong they will simply sulk and the spell wont be lifted. It can be DOM/DOW doesn't matter Once the spell is lifted they will assist you on your adventure in an 'instance' specially made for the obtainment of your golden subligar

[Galliano]

I wish to wake up one sunny morning in my large house in Mist and, while being cuddled by my personal Miqo'tes perpetually living in my house all the way to breakfast and to the courtyard, going in the city-states and around Eorzea to discover every single adventurer wearing a Subligar!
Thus, we team up to go and hunt for the Legendary Golden Subligar and, after moons of research and repairs to the Pants slot, we eventually find it in the depths of Ayatlan, securely guarded by the strongest fiend in Hydaelyn that we have yet to face: a giant talking Subligar.

I'll reply to this since the post above mine has no wish.

Your wish is granted. However after winning the gruelling battle with the giant talking subligar, you open the chest in eager anticipation only to discover the legend of the Golden Subligar was a lie. All the chest contained was an old pair of worn-out yellowed roegadyn under garments.