Quote Originally Posted by Kjima View Post
Your wish was granted! However, their already overpowering smell becomes so unbearable that nobody approaches you anymore, and you are now known as "The Chocobo Hermit".

I wish I could have the Siren's singing voice!
Your wish has been granted! However, as a result of having Siren's song, adventurers now charge at you in parties ready to slay you before you enslave us all with your fancy voice!

I wish I could get me one of those chocobo masks.