Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Tysta]

I wish that I could summon Leviathan and ride around on him, and drink deep of the sea's salty broth with him.

Your wish has been granted!
However, you summon the real Leviathan any time you try and instead of helping you he just dashes over whatever you're doing trying to kill you. He's also the only thing you can summon now, and all your skills have him as a macro.

I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats.

[FJerome]

I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats.

Your wish has been granted! However, this is only because Cid invents a super-weapon powered by soul-crystals that defeats the Empire, the Primals and the Ascians in one swoop. The soul-crystals are all drained of their powers and all major enemies are vanquished, leaving you with only your class and all the Marmots and Ladybugs you ever wanted to fight.

I wish that lady dragoons could wear thick sweaters under their artifact armor; that belly hole isn't suited for Coerthas' current climate.