Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Tayolynn]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!

Your wish was granted. However, the voice overs were so horrible that the game blanked out and the systems fried.

I wish personal housing was guaranteed and affordable for everyone, rather than to the select fortunate players.

[bonta789]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all voices will now be done by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher forcing you to play on mute

I wish there was a way to fight flan monsters with spoons

[WubstahWulf]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all voices will now be done by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher forcing you to play on mute

I wish there was a way to fight flan monsters with spoons

Your wish was granted unfortunately all flan monsters are fighting back with forks what makes your spoon kinda useless

I wish that i could swim in Eorzea i just wan to dive in the water in stead of running in it

[Kyan]

I wish that i could swim in Eorzea - I just wan to dive in the water in stead of running in it

Your wish... has been granted!

[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!

I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores...

[Samunai]

Your wish... has been granted!

[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!

I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores...

You wish has been granted, unfortunately.... Hydaelyn is a giant crystal- and it sunk right to the bottom of the ocean! You, along with it...

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

[cdanae]

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

[Notorious-Jnr]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately Black Mages now only have access to Special Effects and do zero damage.

I wish I could have my pet Wyvern back for my Dragoon.

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately in order to power up your wyvern you will have to endlessly grind FATE's all over Eorzea to obtain a wyvern condensing atma ball with a drop success rate of 0.9000%. After obtaining seven of them you will be able to summon the mythical wyvern god were you will have to fight her with your party in the all new (Nightmare Mode). If you can successfully beat her she will grant one wish to raise your wyvern attribute point by one. Upon doing this the spiritual energy from the wyvern condensing atma ball will be released into Eorzea were it will take you four and a half months (Eorzea Time) to obtain them again in their condensing forms.

[Notorious-Jnr]

I such a Muppet I forgot to put in my wish in my last post. Doubt I will win anything now but I will do it for fun.

I wish I could start up a PvP dance off emote battle in Mor Dhona

[Claire_Hart]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your still a dragoon and you still end up dead somehow... and win the loot xD

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!

[Yahavage]

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!

Your wish has been granted! However, the evil residing within all Lalafell was the balance between good and evil. Without it, the forces of light quickly vanquished all evil within Eorzea, and suddenly there was a large influx of unemployed adventurers with nothing to do. This caused a dramatic rise in popularity of daytime tv - thus zombifying the entire continent into a massive brain dead army, shuffling from show to show, silently screaming inside. The true evil!

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.