Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[cdanae]

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

[Claire_Hart]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your still a dragoon and you still end up dead somehow... and win the loot xD

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!

[Yahavage]

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!

Your wish has been granted! However, the evil residing within all Lalafell was the balance between good and evil. Without it, the forces of light quickly vanquished all evil within Eorzea, and suddenly there was a large influx of unemployed adventurers with nothing to do. This caused a dramatic rise in popularity of daytime tv - thus zombifying the entire continent into a massive brain dead army, shuffling from show to show, silently screaming inside. The true evil!

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.

[Richiealvian]

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.

Your wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

[Kazenone]

Your wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

Your wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.

I wish I could dual-wield weapons

[Yitan]

Your wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.

I wish I could dual-wield weapons

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately the only weapons you can dual-wield are the legendary Excalipoor and the mighty Nagrarock.

I wish people would stop patting my lalafelling head when I say I can be the main tank!

[Naeko]

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

Your wish has been granted! You are now Square-Enix's newest bugtester, and will spend 60-80 hours per week, every week, walking into walls of content in development with characters of every combination of bodily attributes and class levels in the desperate search to find and eliminate all clipping bugs before content goes live and someone returns to the Lifestream the hard way.

I wish that Ramuh, being a spirit of wisdom, patience, and understanding as well as lightning, and as such a patron of creativity, had i90 Main or off-hand equipment for Disciples of the Hand on his loot table.

[FJerome]

I wish that Ramuh, being a spirit of wisdom, patience, and understanding as well as lightning, and as such a patron of creativity, had i90 Main or off-hand equipment for Disciples of the Hand on his loot table.

Your wish has been granted! However as the Primal of Justice Ramuh believes it is only fair that you must fight him for your off-hand as a Disciple of the Hand. Luckily the Weaver in your party throws the limit break, which creates robes so fabulous that Ramuh lets you win so he can hurry off to try them on. Unfortunately the offhand that drops is for Shepherd because no one told the Lord of Levin that never got implemented.

I wish that I could cross-class some of my Moogle Mail Carrier skills onto other classes.

[Kule]

I wish that I could cross-class some of my Moogle Mail Carrier skills onto other classes.

Your wish was Granted! However, due to layoffs in the moogle mail delivery company you'll be reasigned to cleaning the chocobo stables at bentbranch.