Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[SaruYukana]

Your wish was granted! However running up to the sea in your bikini and instantly diving in you come to realise the developers just tricked you by making the sea of clouds blue! You are barely saved by a fisher who reels you in as his biggest catch. He takes a picture with you bungling from his fishing rod which can still be found in the fishing guild.

I wish there was a Moogle mount!

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!

[Tayolynn]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!

Your wish was granted. However, the voice overs were so horrible that the game blanked out and the systems fried.

I wish personal housing was guaranteed and affordable for everyone, rather than to the select fortunate players.

[Tayolynn]

Your wish was granted. However, the voice overs were so horrible that the game blanked out and the systems fried.

I wish personal housing was guaranteed and affordable for everyone, rather than to the select fortunate players.

How rude, no one granted my wish. Guess I gotta do it myself. >

My wish was granted, however the personal housing turned out to be small shacks that were quite flammable and needs to be monitored by the minute or a bad pyro-ninja will come around and set it on fire, resulting in opening the shack plot to reopen.

I wish I could summon all the egi's at once to have my own mini party.

[Retto-00]

I wish I could summon all the egi's at once to have my own mini party.

Your wish was granted. Upon summoning all the egis you lose control over them and unable to send them back and you'll end up stuck in party forever while they chasing you want to beat you and you'll end up running away until you trip yourself and hit your head on a moogle's head and then suddenly wake up and realize it was a nightmare.

I wish Cid would create time machine and let me teleport back during the calamity so that I could see Bahamut.

[bonta789]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all voices will now be done by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher forcing you to play on mute

I wish there was a way to fight flan monsters with spoons

[WubstahWulf]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all voices will now be done by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher forcing you to play on mute

I wish there was a way to fight flan monsters with spoons

Your wish was granted unfortunately all flan monsters are fighting back with forks what makes your spoon kinda useless

I wish that i could swim in Eorzea i just wan to dive in the water in stead of running in it

[Kyan]

I wish that i could swim in Eorzea - I just wan to dive in the water in stead of running in it

Your wish... has been granted!

[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!

I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores...

[Samunai]

Your wish... has been granted!

[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!

I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores...

You wish has been granted, unfortunately.... Hydaelyn is a giant crystal- and it sunk right to the bottom of the ocean! You, along with it...

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

[cdanae]

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

[Claire_Hart]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your still a dragoon and you still end up dead somehow... and win the loot xD

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!