Quote Originally Posted by Laiferr View Post
I wish for a teaset in my own home.
Your wish is granted! However, your retainers get into an argument about milk in first or milk in last and the ensuing fight ends up engulfing all of Eorzea in bloody, tea-based warfare. The Garlean Empire takes advantage of the strife to launch a second, successful conquest and force us all to drink coffee.