Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Sasunaich]

I'll take a hit for the team I guess... go wild guys



Your wish was granted. However the fight took so long you completely missed the Moonfire Faire!

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

Hello Yelsha42,

We are sorry to hear you had trouble participating in the contest as the first wish wasn't displayed properly and we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused. Please feel free to participate a second time (in that case your first post won't count).

[Noxifer]

I wish that I'll one day be able to give my Lalafell friends piggyback rides like a Draught Roegabo. Kweh?

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately this has the effect that every Lalafell on your server (and some immigrants, too!) ends up on your friendlist and demands rides all the time. You end up being buried beneath a mountain of Lalafells.


I wish the 90k demon was finally exorcised from the world of Eorzea once and for all, no longer to pester us adventurers with random crashes.

[Lyrako]

I wish my pair of Sphairai could talk!

Your wish is granted! However they the Sphairai on the right has an extremely dirty mouth and is very offensive to everyone in the vicinity while the left one is an uncontrollable chatterbox who can't be muted. The Sphairai pair's penchant for insult and uncontrollable spam leads to everyone, even npcs and enemies, avoiding you for the rest of your adventurer career. Thus you spend the rest of your days as a lonely hermit monk with only your talking Sphairais for companions.

I wish that I can become a Ninja with the ninja clone ability and do all the raids and dungeons by myself and get all the loots!

[Balipu]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately Titan demolished Limsa Lominsa and Y'shtola, Melwyb and just about anyone in La Noscea who would be usefull in a fight is sitting bound and gagged somewhere beyond a Kobold Aetheryte. Good luck ^^

I wish a portal would open to World B of Dissidia so we could fight alongside all the iconic heroes against all the iconic villains.

Looks like I'll never know the downside of my wish.

[Drar]

I wish that I can become a Ninja with the ninja clone ability and do all the raids and dungeons by myself and get all the loots!

Your wish is granted! However your clone quickly becomes jealous of your growing wealth and begins to impersonate you in-order to steal your wealth from your retainers who cannot tell the difference between your clone and yourself.

I wish I could mount of a Megalodon in my house.

[Riko_Futatabi]

Your wish is granted! However your clone quickly becomes jealous of your growing wealth and begins to impersonate you in-order to steal your wealth from your retainers who cannot tell the difference between your clone and yourself.

I wish I could mount of a Megalodon in my house.

Your wish granted! Unfortunately the Megalodon was not quite dead and due to unforeseen aetheric activity with Allagan furnishings it grew legs; and a massacre ensues when you decide to host a house party. A movie was made years later; Megalegodon: The Revenge.

I wish I could live on an airship.

[kaizenflare7]

your wish was granted! however, you could not seem to maintain good domestics so they used it as haukke manor (hard mode) and require constant clean outs of monsters

i wish chocobo dungeon quest was made for our chocobos to do and the boss was a chocobo eater

[kaizenflare7]

Your wish was granted! However, they didn't make ninja gear in Lalafel sizes, so,..better luck next time,.../slap

i wish I could have a house ; ;

your wish was granted! however, you could not seem to maintain good domestics so they used it as haukke manor (hard mode) and require constant clean outs of monsters

i wish chocobo dungeon quest was made for our chocobos to do and the boss was a chocobo eater

[Laiferr]

your wish was granted! however, you could not seem to maintain good domestics so they used it as haukke manor (hard mode) and require constant clean outs of monsters

i wish chocobo dungeon quest was made for our chocobos to do and the boss was a chocobo eater

Your wish is granted! Your chocobo deals a deathly blow to the chocobo eater and brings your team to victory. However, in the following days your chocobo becomes obsessed with his actions; how could he end another life? What about the chocobo eater's family? Why is there so much violence in Eorzea? Why can't we all just eat Gysahl greens and get along? Your chocobo can't take it anymore and lives a life in the wild, leaving your side as a steed!

I wish for a teaset in my own home.

[Narissa]

I wish for a teaset in my own home.

Your wish is granted! However the tea-set is a 3 star recipe that requires you to jump through hoops, climb the biggest mountains of Coerthas, swim through the deepest seas of la noscea and walk aimlessly through the sands of Thanalan until you meet a guy called 'Wandering Minstrel' and beg him to implement an easier way.

I wish I could have Nanamo's royal outfit and tiara.