Quote Originally Posted by Vale View Post
Your wish has been granted!
Your wind-up Dalamud minion cracks open and your game shuts down for the next year.


I wish for the ability to summon a Dodo-themed Primal.
Your wish has been granted!
But... when you summon the primal he floods your chat with "Hey, listen!"

I wish a Chocobo Racing championship (with different speeds of course)