Quote Originally Posted by Prince-of-Rabbits View Post
Your wish has been granted. The Hunter-Scholars tell you exactly how to spawn S-rank marks. Your daily game-time is spent like so - three hours hugging gobbues in the rain, one hour jumping from the Fury's Gaze in Coerthas, two hours performing the Manderville for Agnys in Ul'dah and half-an-hour eating HQ Buttons in a Blanket beside the wee Lost Lambs in Middle La Noscea . . . But your allied seal purse is bulging!

I wish that when two married players walk close enough to each other their avatars' hands reach out and clasp one another. Automatic hand-holding. Think of a Roe' and Lala' holding hands as they walk about Mor Dhona! :P
Your wish has been granted. But some trolls wished for in game glue at the same time and they put glue on their hands and other peoples hands and sooner or later every one is stuck together.

I wish I could kill EVERY enemy (including bosses & trials etc.) in 1 hit