Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[angelseph]

Your wish has been granted. The Hunter-Scholars tell you exactly how to spawn S-rank marks. Your daily game-time is spent like so - three hours hugging gobbues in the rain, one hour jumping from the Fury's Gaze in Coerthas, two hours performing the Manderville for Agnys in Ul'dah and half-an-hour eating HQ Buttons in a Blanket beside the wee Lost Lambs in Middle La Noscea . . . But your allied seal purse is bulging!

I wish that when two married players walk close enough to each other their avatars' hands reach out and clasp one another. Automatic hand-holding. Think of a Roe' and Lala' holding hands as they walk about Mor Dhona! :P

Your wish has been granted. But some trolls wished for in game glue at the same time and they put glue on their hands and other peoples hands and sooner or later every one is stuck together.

I wish I could kill EVERY enemy (including bosses & trials etc.) in 1 hit

[Nezerius]

Your wish has been granted. But some trolls wished for in game glue at the same time and they put glue on their hands and other peoples hands and sooner or later every one is stuck together.

I wish I could kill EVERY enemy (including bosses & trials etc.) in 1 hit

Your wish has been granted. However, bosses and trials are now summoned, instead of automatically appearing. The summoning requires a large amount of specific monsters, depending on which boss, to be killed. In addition, every monster now has an unspecified chance to reflect attacks, the damage dealt to the player being equal to how much damage the monster would've taken.

I wish I could turn Ishgard into Alexander, to pit it against Bahamut, and the Dravanian Horde.

[Enkidoh]

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Your wish has been granted! However, doing so has summoned a gigantic airship from a long lost civilization on the greater moon which proceeds to obliterate both Ishgard-Alexander and the entirety of the Coerthas region into dust. In the aftermath, you're then required to go on a long and convoluted journey up to the moon to resolve, leading to revelations you're nothing but a construct in their schemes. Surprise!

I wish I could be the leader of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn for a day and Minfilia is the one to do all the legwork for no reward.

[Rakhmen]

I wish I could be the leader of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn for a day and Minfilia is the one to do all the legwork for no reward.

Your wish has been granted!
However you found out that it was easier killing monsters and doing legwork than fighting your way through diplomatic meetings. By the way, the sylphs were offended by your description of them looking like a "Flying flower bud". They sent their response by Ramuh-mail indicating that your electricity charges have doubled.

I wish my minions could fight with me. (Get em, bite-sized pudding!)

[Vale]

Your wish has been granted!
Your wind-up Dalamud minion cracks open and your game shuts down for the next year.


I wish for the ability to summon a Dodo-themed Primal.

[Kirill0v]

Your wish has been granted!
Your wind-up Dalamud minion cracks open and your game shuts down for the next year.


I wish for the ability to summon a Dodo-themed Primal.

Your wish has been granted!
But... when you summon the primal he floods your chat with "Hey, listen!"

I wish a Chocobo Racing championship (with different speeds of course)

[ChuckstarUK]

Your wish has been granted!
But... when you summon the primal he floods your chat with "Hey, listen!"

I wish a Chocobo Racing championship (with different speeds of course)

Your wish has been granted!

But when The Grand Companies commence the "Eorzea Grand Chocobo Championship" (sponsored by Moogle Mail Inc.), the Garlean Empire gets wind of the event and sends an emissary demanding an entrant. This naturally causes suspicion amongst the GC leaders and hence a raft of Health and Safety measures are implemented to protect all entrants (akin to the rules implemented for Frontline).

I wish that Titan Ex would one day just slip off the edge of his arena and do us all a favour!