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Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!
Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist