Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[OneLegendGamer]

I wish early pullers in hunts do not exist. /sadface.

Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!

[TyttoL]

Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!

Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist

[SnowyFox]

Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist

Your wish was granted, However now that cash-for-gil tells don't exist, you now instead get gil-for-cash tells in which you take this proposal and start working for the group of people you always hated.

I wish I had a Snurble pet!!!

[Zebyxus]

Your wish was granted, However now that cash-for-gil tells don't exist, you now instead get gil-for-cash tells in which you take this proposal and start working for the group of people you always hated.

I wish I had a Snurble pet!!!

Your wish was granted; however not only is it bald, but it also flees around anything other than you alone (monsters, moogles, other poeple, leaves blowing in the wind...)

I wish that Hunter-Scholars would just outright tell us what to do to spawn S-rank marks...

[Prince-of-Rabbits]

Your wish was granted; however not only is it bald, but it also flees around anything other than you alone (monsters, moogles, other poeple, leaves blowing in the wind...)

I wish that Hunter-Scholars would just outright tell us what to do to spawn S-rank marks...

Your wish has been granted. The Hunter-Scholars tell you exactly how to spawn S-rank marks. Your daily game-time is spent like so - three hours hugging gobbues in the rain, one hour jumping from the Fury's Gaze in Coerthas, two hours performing the Manderville for Agnys in Ul'dah and half-an-hour eating HQ Buttons in a Blanket beside the wee Lost Lambs in Middle La Noscea . . . But your allied seal purse is bulging!

I wish that when two married players walk close enough to each other their avatars' hands reach out and clasp one another. Automatic hand-holding. Think of a Roe' and Lala' holding hands as they walk about Mor Dhona! :P

[angelseph]

Your wish has been granted. The Hunter-Scholars tell you exactly how to spawn S-rank marks. Your daily game-time is spent like so - three hours hugging gobbues in the rain, one hour jumping from the Fury's Gaze in Coerthas, two hours performing the Manderville for Agnys in Ul'dah and half-an-hour eating HQ Buttons in a Blanket beside the wee Lost Lambs in Middle La Noscea . . . But your allied seal purse is bulging!

I wish that when two married players walk close enough to each other their avatars' hands reach out and clasp one another. Automatic hand-holding. Think of a Roe' and Lala' holding hands as they walk about Mor Dhona! :P

Your wish has been granted. But some trolls wished for in game glue at the same time and they put glue on their hands and other peoples hands and sooner or later every one is stuck together.

I wish I could kill EVERY enemy (including bosses & trials etc.) in 1 hit

[Nezerius]

Your wish has been granted. But some trolls wished for in game glue at the same time and they put glue on their hands and other peoples hands and sooner or later every one is stuck together.

I wish I could kill EVERY enemy (including bosses & trials etc.) in 1 hit

Your wish has been granted. However, bosses and trials are now summoned, instead of automatically appearing. The summoning requires a large amount of specific monsters, depending on which boss, to be killed. In addition, every monster now has an unspecified chance to reflect attacks, the damage dealt to the player being equal to how much damage the monster would've taken.

I wish I could turn Ishgard into Alexander, to pit it against Bahamut, and the Dravanian Horde.