Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Lambadelta]

i wish i could summon my own Primal and take over all city states simply to change all of the decor to purple!

Your wish is granted, however you find that the primals are all egi sized which leads you to being exiled from every city state.

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

[SirSaber]

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

Your wish was granted, however to create such awesome creature the 12 gods of Eorzea had to combine all the colored horse mounts into one being, resulting in you loosing them.

I wish I could become a Red Mage, Black Mage, Blue Mage, Green Mage, White mage in one single Job !

[Bigbosshenry]

Your wish was granted, however to create such awesome creature the 12 gods of Eorzea had to combine all the colored horse mounts into one being, resulting in you loosing them.

I wish I could become a Red Mage, Black Mage, Blue Mage, Green Mage, White mage in one single Job !

Your wish is granted, however to have a job that includes all these mages, you'll need gandalf's soul but he probably won't let you PASS!

I wish early pullers in hunts do not exist. /sadface.

[OneLegendGamer]

I wish early pullers in hunts do not exist. /sadface.

Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!

[TyttoL]

Your wish is granted, however you have to become the one and the only early puller in Eorzea. Can you do that?

I wish I could slap Odin everyday!

Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist

[SnowyFox]

Your wish is granted, however after one slap, your hand turns into a Morbol Vine, and you get chased down by a horde of Alchemists.

I wish cash-for-gil tells didn't exist

Your wish was granted, However now that cash-for-gil tells don't exist, you now instead get gil-for-cash tells in which you take this proposal and start working for the group of people you always hated.

I wish I had a Snurble pet!!!

[Zebyxus]

Your wish was granted, However now that cash-for-gil tells don't exist, you now instead get gil-for-cash tells in which you take this proposal and start working for the group of people you always hated.

I wish I had a Snurble pet!!!

Your wish was granted; however not only is it bald, but it also flees around anything other than you alone (monsters, moogles, other poeple, leaves blowing in the wind...)

I wish that Hunter-Scholars would just outright tell us what to do to spawn S-rank marks...