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Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.
Your wish is granted!; However you soon find your legs have eroded where everyone keeps rubbing you trying to teleport somewhere!

I wish when I could have a pet Ornery Karaku!