Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Kuinu]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

[kalasnikov]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

Your wish was granted! However, Rafflesia took over hell and launched Conquest to turn Eorzea into Malicious Garden of death. Its now up to you to stop Rafflesia and its twisted Morbol horde from hell.

I wish for more powerful bard songs.