Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[ArmchairTitan]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately Black Mages now only have access to Special Effects and do zero damage.

I wish I could have my pet Wyvern back for my Dragoon.

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, your pet wyvern is now Twintania and she is not happy about your last encounter.

I wish Alphinaud would actually help me fight bosses in The Binding Coil of Bahamut.

[Burgenheim]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, your pet wyvern is now Twintania and she is not happy about your last encounter.

I wish Alphinaud would actually help me fight bosses in The Binding Coil of Bahamut.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

[Kuinu]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

[kalasnikov]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

Your wish was granted! However, Rafflesia took over hell and launched Conquest to turn Eorzea into Malicious Garden of death. Its now up to you to stop Rafflesia and its twisted Morbol horde from hell.

I wish for more powerful bard songs.

[batman]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

[Jax-Majutsu]

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

Your wish is granted!; However you soon find your legs have eroded where everyone keeps rubbing you trying to teleport somewhere!

I wish when I could have a pet Ornery Karaku!

[Zorai]

Your wish is granted!; However you soon find your legs have eroded where everyone keeps rubbing you trying to teleport somewhere!

I wish when I could have a pet Ornery Karaku!

your wish is granted, however as it turns out Ornery Karakul when taken from their natural habitat end up ravenous monsters, you see most people don't notice it because their healthy diet of Grass covered mostly in the snow of Coerthas has made them docile and led them to be seen as fluffy cute creatures over the years, but when there not fed this diet their eyes in fact turn red and their fluffy fleece turns a slight whitish tinge, their tail uncurls and they begin to feast on your party members and friends (sorry it got a bit scary there (>;A> but that how i imagine those fluffy little creatures go when they just don't get any snow covred grass!)

i wish i could summon my own Primal and take over all city states simply to change all of the decor to purple!

[Lambadelta]

i wish i could summon my own Primal and take over all city states simply to change all of the decor to purple!

Your wish is granted, however you find that the primals are all egi sized which leads you to being exiled from every city state.

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

[SirSaber]

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

I wish for magical rainbow horse mount!

Your wish was granted, however to create such awesome creature the 12 gods of Eorzea had to combine all the colored horse mounts into one being, resulting in you loosing them.

I wish I could become a Red Mage, Black Mage, Blue Mage, Green Mage, White mage in one single Job !

[Trixxy]

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

Your wish has been granted! However you'd like to reconsider the idea after several thousands of people try "attuning" themselves at your likelyhood.

I wish that me and my raid group would actually focus on clearing T7 instead of voicing eachother ingame before ultimately screaming at each other on Teamspeak.