Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Yujj]

i wish i could i could have unlimited fantasias.

Your wish was granted!

However, upon use, you notice only Roegadyn is available, despite how many fantasias you use.

I wish there were race-specific cities.

[PianoX]

Your wish was granted!

However, upon use, you notice only Roegadyn is available, despite how many fantasias you use.

I wish there were race-specific cities.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately due to limited land, current cities had to be converted according to their leaders. Gridania is now Hyur only, Limsa Lominsa is Roegedyn only, and while Ul-dah accepts Hyurs as mounts, it is run by the Lalafel. The Elezen now have no home, and their dislike of you will have you hiding from them for the rest of your days.

I wish Black Mages would stop stealing all of the mob aggression with their spells.

[FFLink]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately due to limited land, current cities had to be converted according to their leaders. Gridania is now Hyur only, Limsa Lominsa is Roegedyn only, and while Ul-dah accepts Hyurs as mounts, it is run by the Lalafel. The Elezen now have no home, and their dislike of you will have you hiding from them for the rest of your days.

I wish Black Mages would stop stealing all of the mob aggression with their spells.

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately Black Mages now only have access to Special Effects and do zero damage.

I wish I could have my pet Wyvern back for my Dragoon.

[ArmchairTitan]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately Black Mages now only have access to Special Effects and do zero damage.

I wish I could have my pet Wyvern back for my Dragoon.

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, your pet wyvern is now Twintania and she is not happy about your last encounter.

I wish Alphinaud would actually help me fight bosses in The Binding Coil of Bahamut.

[Burgenheim]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, your pet wyvern is now Twintania and she is not happy about your last encounter.

I wish Alphinaud would actually help me fight bosses in The Binding Coil of Bahamut.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

[Kuinu]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

[kalasnikov]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, you can't help but feel an extreme feeling of grossness to the sight of every male Roegaedyn mating with every female Miqo'te possible that work for Gegeruju. You will never be able to see Roegaedyns as noble and Miqo'tes as pure as before. (This is actually true in Costa del Sol!)

I wish for Rafflesia to go back to the very hell it came from. Such abomination D:<

Your wish was granted! However, Rafflesia took over hell and launched Conquest to turn Eorzea into Malicious Garden of death. Its now up to you to stop Rafflesia and its twisted Morbol horde from hell.

I wish for more powerful bard songs.

[batman]

Your wish is granted; Unfortunately, he isn't of much help as he just stands to the side and talks about the bosses instead of fighting them. Concurrently, Alisaie has begun to lead the Crystal Braves in his place. Under he leadership; they've become a fourth Grand Company and have begun destroying Frontlines under competent direction.

I wish I knew why so many houses have 'No Entry' hanging on their doors.

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

[Jax-Majutsu]

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

Your wish is granted!; However you soon find your legs have eroded where everyone keeps rubbing you trying to teleport somewhere!

I wish when I could have a pet Ornery Karaku!

[Trixxy]

Your wish has been granted! However, you soon realise that all the signs actually state "No Adventurers", given how rude and disruptive the Warriors of Light can be.

I wish for a statue to be erected in my likeness where the Aetheryte crystal currently is in Limsa Lominsa.

Your wish has been granted! However you'd like to reconsider the idea after several thousands of people try "attuning" themselves at your likelyhood.

I wish that me and my raid group would actually focus on clearing T7 instead of voicing eachother ingame before ultimately screaming at each other on Teamspeak.