Quote Originally Posted by Firestride View Post
Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3