Quote Originally Posted by Firestride View Post
I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.
your wish was granted, but now your bright pink gear is so bright and so pink that everyone turns to look at you and people falls into bottomless pits. the chocobo you're riding too.

I wish i could use my summons to clean my home. Garuda could make a fine housewife.