Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[karionsiand]

Your wish has been granted. But suddenly one day you will travel to fallgrouth hoat and you will fall to dalamud. The Rafflesia will eats you ... and nobody will remember you. Sorry :_

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

[mbncd]

Your wish has been granted. But suddenly one day you will travel to fallgrouth hoat and you will fall to dalamud. The Rafflesia will eats you ... and nobody will remember you. Sorry :_

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

[Sumtingwong]

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

Your wish was granted. You can now grow your own Chocobo food crops in your instanced house and garden. Unfortunately, the planting of such crops has drawn the wrath of militant Mandragoras who have ransacked your home and crop in order to "free plants from the oppression of their cruel overlords".

I wish as a Summoner I could summon much larger and more impressive Summons, rather than mere "-egi" variants.

[Firestride]

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

[ArkAurelius]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish has been granted, however, the game is unable to process dyed High Allagan Gear, which crashes your game and everyone who's in visual contact of your character, thus turning you into a crash Zone.

I wish for no more unskilled Players on Duty Finder and Party Finder.

[StrejdaTom]

Your wish has been granted, however, the game is unable to process dyed High Allagan Gear, which crashes your game and everyone who's in visual contact of your character, thus turning you into a crash Zone.

I wish for no more unskilled Players on Duty Finder and Party Finder.

Your wish was granted, however you are no longer allowed to use Duty Finder and Party Finder.

I wish I was a Legatus of the Garlean Empire.

[silentstack]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted, but it turns out that green - instead of pink - is the new black.

I wish for the Red Mage to make an appearance and to be implemented, soon.

[JaegerSnake]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

your wish was granted, but now your bright pink gear is so bright and so pink that everyone turns to look at you and people falls into bottomless pits. the chocobo you're riding too.

I wish i could use my summons to clean my home. Garuda could make a fine housewife.

[LeiRevera]

Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3

[Gaelu]

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3

your wish was granted, but every enemy now has holmgang with a 15 second duration, that only works on you.

i wish the relic weapons weren't such a pain.