Quote Originally Posted by SetoKaiba View Post
Wish granted, however you have become so tall - even taller than Bahamut himself - that you can't move, and the Spriggans of Eorzea have started worshipping your feet, digging home-holes around where you stand and planting shiny rocks within the crevices of your Lalafell toes. The Eorzean alliance took notice, mistaking you for the primal of the Spriggans, dubbed you Rado Banado, Lord of the Fuzzballs, a threat to all Hydaelyn, and have sent the warriors of light to vanquish you.

I wish I could have a pet Cactuar.
Your wish was granted! Unfortunately your cactuar managed to escape your supervision one evening, and was mercilessly slaughtered by a new player who needed to meet the cactuar-slaying quota for a quest.

I wish my chocobo would move out of aoe's.