Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Tamoki]

Your wish was granted! However, in your eagerness to acquire a house, you rack up a sizeable debt, and end up needing to take a large assortment of part-time jobs to pay the bills. Costa-de-sol dancer, copperbell miner, syrcus tower cleaning janitor and laundry manager for xande etc ,you name it, you've been employed for it. You have trouble meeting ends for payments also, sooo there's no house furnishings either. Eventually you run out of money for and the house is sold off as the newest gridania chocobo stable.


I wish Minfillia would take up competetive chocobo racing!

Your wish is granted, however due to her Chocobo being fed some rotten Krakka roots, she forces you to dress up in a chocobo suit to ride in the race.

I wish to see what is hiding under Ramuh's beard!

[ruskie]

I wish to see what is hiding under Ramuh's beard!

Your wish was granted, unfortunately what has been seen cannot be unseen(trying to be in good taste) and to top it off a huge pile of aethyryte shards drowns you as they are shaken lose from his beard.

I wish for Tataru to be successful in her ventures to acquire more profit for the Scions and get us some more interesting gear.

[Inzoum]

I wish for Tataru to be successful in her ventures to acquire more profit for the Scions and get us some more interesting gear.

Your wish was granted, Tataru successfully returns from her ventures time and time again to build the Scions' fortune (one gil at a time) with Sea Cucumbers and Malm Kelp. She also brings back a Gysahl Ring, once, which is certainly an interesting piece of gear, but of no use to anyone.

I wish I was fast enough to buy a plot of land before they sold out.

[Silous]

I wish I was fast enough to buy a plot of land before they sold out.

Your wish is granted! You move at Sprint speed. Suspicious GMs ban you for performance-enhancing magic.

[Snootles]

I wish for Tataru to be successful in her ventures to acquire more profit for the Scions and get us some more interesting gear.

Your wish is granted! However Tataru is working so hard now that she barely can do any other tasks for the Scions. Every day her mood worsens and it is up to that point that she is one super overworked Lalafell. The look in her eye terrifying every adventurer that approaches. The prices of her gear are so ridiculous that no one can truly afford it anymore.

[Snootles]

Your wish is granted! However Tataru is working so hard now that she barely can do any other tasks for the Scions. Every day her mood worsens and it is up to that point that she is one super overworked Lalafell. The look in her eye terrifying every adventurer that approaches. The prices of her gear are so ridiculous that no one can truly afford it anymore.

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I wish I had my own personal Moogle.

[StrawberryDaifuku]

I wish I had my own personal Moogle.

Your wish is granted! However, this might not be the Moogle you were looking for. Perhaps you were after the cute, fluffy, friendly types? Sorry, but your new "friend" is a Buscarron's Druthers local, and seems to always turn up late when summoned, reeking of the proprietor's recommended ale.

I wish my pair of Sphairai could talk!

[Lyrako]

I wish my pair of Sphairai could talk!

Your wish is granted! However they the Sphairai on the right has an extremely dirty mouth and is very offensive to everyone in the vicinity while the left one is an uncontrollable chatterbox who can't be muted. The Sphairai pair's penchant for insult and uncontrollable spam leads to everyone, even npcs and enemies, avoiding you for the rest of your adventurer career. Thus you spend the rest of your days as a lonely hermit monk with only your talking Sphairais for companions.

I wish that I can become a Ninja with the ninja clone ability and do all the raids and dungeons by myself and get all the loots!

[Drar]

I wish that I can become a Ninja with the ninja clone ability and do all the raids and dungeons by myself and get all the loots!

Your wish is granted! However your clone quickly becomes jealous of your growing wealth and begins to impersonate you in-order to steal your wealth from your retainers who cannot tell the difference between your clone and yourself.

I wish I could mount of a Megalodon in my house.

[LyrisDarkelin]

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I wish I had my own personal Moogle.

Your wish is granted!Your moogle will arrive via the Moogle Organization Of Gorgeous Lexi Elegant Snoot! May it protect you in your bedtime, protecting you from the Morbols,Horny Toads etc KUPO

I wish I could meet my free company once!