Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Ouria]

Your wish was granted. However you lack the Craftsmanship and Control to create anything of use or worth, you now spend your days carving petrified feces for small Hyur children to play with in the Ul'dah slums.

I wish there was a greater array of clothes and costumes to glamour.

Your wish was granted. However you have awoken the Great Holy Subligar Empire. You are required to go on a long journey exclusively wearing subligar to earn enough reputation to be granted the right to glamour what you want.

I wish the The Harbor Herald would leak Yugiri's uncovered portrait.

[Umo]

I wish the The Harbor Herald would leak Yugiri's uncovered portrait.

Response: Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, Petyr Winsome, the man in charge of taking the leaked portrait to the Harbor Herald, was attacked on his way home by a furious aldgoat who ate the portrait itself. And his pants.

Wish: I wish I could tame an Imp.

[DarkmoonVael]

Wish: I wish I could tame an Imp.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you decided to do this during All Saints Wake in Ul'dah. And that imp, well it turned out to be Sultana Namamo Ul Namo in fancy dress. Not too happy with it you get punished. Unlike Coerthas where they throw you down Witchdrop, the Sultana decides to put you down the Eighty Sins of Sasamo and roll fat chocobos down, eighty in number. If you survive, you are pardoned.

I wish my chocbo would turn out the colour i want it