Quote Originally Posted by BuneBean View Post
Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.

I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.
Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!

I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!